Amanda Boekelheide
@amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
contrarian & cyborg. actor. odd jobist. lover of tilda/es & ampersands. writer. shakespeare aficionado. q4q & t4t. they/them for those who can hack it
Pinned
‘The closer you get to Canada, the more things’ll eat your horse’
‘Twenty year old ham sandwich’
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
‘Twenty year old ham sandwich’
‘A chat with a hand grenade’
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
‘A chat with a hand grenade’
I love Emma Thompson in ‘Down Cemetery Road’ so much
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I love Emma Thompson in ‘Down Cemetery Road’ so much
This is an exciting development
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is an exciting development
The first estimate made sense. This doesn’t
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The first estimate made sense. This doesn’t
What tf is it doing, chipping the info into stone with a chisel?
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
What tf is it doing, chipping the info into stone with a chisel?
The estimate climbed steadily over the last twenty minutes and is now saying four hours
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The estimate climbed steadily over the last twenty minutes and is now saying four hours
Time initially given for this backup was one hour, which makes sense for the number of GBs, connection, etc
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Time initially given for this backup was one hour, which makes sense for the number of GBs, connection, etc
Why so many glitches
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Why so many glitches
And the shape of another by endlessly pulling a bowstring
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
And the shape of another by endlessly pulling a bowstring
I’ve changed the shape of one of my fingers by continuously resting my phone on it
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’ve changed the shape of one of my fingers by continuously resting my phone on it
Imma shoot that guy in the eye with all thirteen of my arrows
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Imma shoot that guy in the eye with all thirteen of my arrows
More small blue things, not as expansive as the London blues
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
More small blue things, not as expansive as the London blues
After four hours of laundry yesterday, I’m really not feeling doing my own laundry today
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
After four hours of laundry yesterday, I’m really not feeling doing my own laundry today
Detritus in blue
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Detritus in blue
I walked into the laundromat and not a single machine was running
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I walked into the laundromat and not a single machine was running
It’s a three job day
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It’s a three job day
Brushes and cord
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Brushes and cord
Paint bits
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Paint bits
I have some stories to tell about this bus ride
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I have some stories to tell about this bus ride
Time’s passing is marked in so many ways, and here am I shredding financial records from 2017, remembering travel to Nepal, Thailand, New Zealand, Laos, SFO, PDX, a wedding, the death of my Oma, a birthday check she wrote earlier that year, alongside meals at my local Indian place, checks from work
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Time’s passing is marked in so many ways, and here am I shredding financial records from 2017, remembering travel to Nepal, Thailand, New Zealand, Laos, SFO, PDX, a wedding, the death of my Oma, a birthday check she wrote earlier that year, alongside meals at my local Indian place, checks from work
What remains
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What remains
Time to start being incredibly careful about only eating organic foods with no chemicals now that the FDA is conservative and fucking us
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Time to start being incredibly careful about only eating organic foods with no chemicals now that the FDA is conservative and fucking us