Altrincham Dry Cleaners
@altydrycleaners.bsky.social
Dry Cleaning | Laundry | Ironing | Curtains | Mon-Fri 9-5, Sat 9-2 | Collection/Delivery Book Online or Call 0161 926 8412. Not a meth lab.
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Welcome to our Bluesky account, where we continue to reheat some of the stuff that did sort of ok on Twitter.
And then I wake up screaming
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
And then I wake up screaming
Things haven’t been the same since R.E.M broke up, have they? Good morning.
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Things haven’t been the same since R.E.M broke up, have they? Good morning.
Altrincham is a weird word, isn’t it? ALL-TRING-HAM
Weird.
Anyway. Hope you’re well.
Weird.
Anyway. Hope you’re well.
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Altrincham is a weird word, isn’t it? ALL-TRING-HAM
Weird.
Anyway. Hope you’re well.
Weird.
Anyway. Hope you’re well.
“Umm I don’t really want to pay full price cos I don’t plan to wear this again.”
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass of beer
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass of beer
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
“Umm I don’t really want to pay full price cos I don’t plan to wear this again.”
*wakes up after ten year power nap*
Yaaaawn… Any news?
Yaaaawn… Any news?
February 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
*wakes up after ten year power nap*
Yaaaawn… Any news?
Yaaaawn… Any news?
Welcome to our Bluesky account, where we continue to reheat some of the stuff that did sort of ok on Twitter.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Welcome to our Bluesky account, where we continue to reheat some of the stuff that did sort of ok on Twitter.
Show us your Melania cinema ticket for 10% off dry cleaning today.
Dare you.
Dare you.
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Show us your Melania cinema ticket for 10% off dry cleaning today.
Dare you.
Dare you.
The dog just stared at me and yawned. Quite the morale boost.
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 AM
The dog just stared at me and yawned. Quite the morale boost.
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Come at us with that FriYAY nonsense and you’re barred.
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Come at us with that FriYAY nonsense and you’re barred.
Had the first "Umm do you know who I am?"* of the year and it's ALMOST FEBRUARY!! A new record.
(*No)
(*No)
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Had the first "Umm do you know who I am?"* of the year and it's ALMOST FEBRUARY!! A new record.
(*No)
(*No)
Bought new hubcaps for the van and everyone's acting like I blew their wages in Vegas.
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Bought new hubcaps for the van and everyone's acting like I blew their wages in Vegas.
Open til 2pm today, which won’t make a blind bit of difference to most of you.
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Open til 2pm today, which won’t make a blind bit of difference to most of you.
Cheer up, curtains. It might never happen.
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Cheer up, curtains. It might never happen.
Come at us with that FriYAY nonsense and you’re barred.
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Come at us with that FriYAY nonsense and you’re barred.
Try wiggling the Squarial
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Try wiggling the Squarial
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ALTRINCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
January 20, 2026 at 10:01 AM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ALTRINCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
Face it, you have literally no idea how dry cleaning works. For all you know, we could be belting clothes with hammers while singing show tunes.
Makes you think.
Makes you think.
January 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Face it, you have literally no idea how dry cleaning works. For all you know, we could be belting clothes with hammers while singing show tunes.
Makes you think.
Makes you think.
Ah. Manchester derby, isn’t it?
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ALT: a dirt road with a blue sky in the background and a gif from gifbin.com
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Ah. Manchester derby, isn’t it?
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SUPERMARKETS: Stick a few baskets half way round, wudja? We’re not all list-writing psychic shopping visionaries.
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 AM
SUPERMARKETS: Stick a few baskets half way round, wudja? We’re not all list-writing psychic shopping visionaries.
Those "We're Sorry........... BUT WE'RE GREAT LOLZ" business social posts? Yeah, you got us. You got us good. Enough, now.
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Those "We're Sorry........... BUT WE'RE GREAT LOLZ" business social posts? Yeah, you got us. You got us good. Enough, now.
In a functioning society, it would be completely clear which snacks are in the meal deal.
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
In a functioning society, it would be completely clear which snacks are in the meal deal.
Someone in the coffee queue pronounced the L in almond so we all have to go home and try again tomorrow.
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Someone in the coffee queue pronounced the L in almond so we all have to go home and try again tomorrow.
Goodnight Altrincham, wherever you are.
January 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Goodnight Altrincham, wherever you are.
Customer type: The Have-a-Go Haggler
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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- £10 is fine.
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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- £10 is fine.
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Trying-too-hard corporate account signing in.
January 12, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Trying-too-hard corporate account signing in.