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@mrjamesob.bsky.social …lying washing machines: washing cycles presume they’ll reach set temperatures in set times. If feed water is colder or warmer, cycle time will be affected. Regards, etc.
Well. Nova Twins were absolutely great. #glastonbury
Swung past the other place on the way here. You can't say anything, according to people saying anything. Anyway. Brew?
Matcha this, matcha that.

It's all too much.
Never leave a bookies with a smile on your face.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
The thing is, Wilson Pickett’s version of Hey Jude is entirely superior to the original. It just is.
We don’t talk about Shazam enough. Brilliant, isn’t it?
Things still aren’t normal at the “other place”. In case you were wondering.
“Now, I don’t normally do this, but…”

- Salespeople who TOTALLY normally do this.
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Customer type: The Have-a-Go Haggler

- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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- £10 is fine.
What MONSTER put the marathon a few days after Easter?
Having a crack at a big run around Manchester on 27th April, mates. Adding to the pressure by raising £ for Lifeshare, the city’s oldest charity working with the homeless and vulnerable.

Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.

www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...
Conor's Manchester Marathon fundraiser for Lifeshare
Help Conor Slevin raise money to support Lifeshare Ltd
www.justgiving.com
It’s one of the only days we don’t almost have a fire.
Having a crack at a big run around Manchester on 27th April, mates. Adding to the pressure by raising £ for Lifeshare, the city’s oldest charity working with the homeless and vulnerable.

Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.

www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...
Conor's Manchester Marathon fundraiser for Lifeshare
Help Conor Slevin raise money to support Lifeshare Ltd
www.justgiving.com
Listen, if you've cut the care label out of your jumper cos it was a bit scratchy, don't get weird with us when we take a punt on a cleaning process and it goes south. Good morning.
We were as surprised as you are, which is still less surprised than our driver trying to get it stopped recently.
Looks like this tariffs nonsense is going to bump our “new brake pads on the van” news.
I like that Murray Walker was credited with creating that slogan in his advertising days. It's not true, but it's a great myth.
Shoutout to all my neighbours who smiled and waved as I put the wrong bins out.