Himbolc
@alpacatears.bsky.social
Pinned
My top song this year ended up being fist me by Cupcakke 😂
🎤🎤💃💃 OPEN UP MY BOOTY HOLE 💃💃🎤🎤
🎤🎤💃💃 OPEN UP MY BOOTY HOLE 💃💃🎤🎤
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My top song this year ended up being fist me by Cupcakke 😂
🎤🎤💃💃 OPEN UP MY BOOTY HOLE 💃💃🎤🎤
🎤🎤💃💃 OPEN UP MY BOOTY HOLE 💃💃🎤🎤
One of the corgis I follow online just got diagnosed with an aggressive terminal cancer and I'm bereft about it. I get too damn attached for my own good. Poor Graffiti 😭😭
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One of the corgis I follow online just got diagnosed with an aggressive terminal cancer and I'm bereft about it. I get too damn attached for my own good. Poor Graffiti 😭😭
Not Kevin buying a fucking seven foot Christmas tree. Kill me
a cartoon of donald duck says " and a bah humbug " to you
Alt: a cartoon of donald duck says " and a bah humbug " to you
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not Kevin buying a fucking seven foot Christmas tree. Kill me
Another day, another government minister I subject to a hand grip assessment 😂
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Another day, another government minister I subject to a hand grip assessment 😂
Same girlie, same
Slut In Debt Maron Natsuki
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Same girlie, same
Light a candle that the dentist doesn't find too much of note in my mouth 😅. My nerves are always shot before my visits but I'm grand then once in the chair.
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Light a candle that the dentist doesn't find too much of note in my mouth 😅. My nerves are always shot before my visits but I'm grand then once in the chair.
Reposted by Himbolc
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
I'm at the swim contest.
I'm at the adultery trip.
I'm at the combination swim contest and adultery trip.
I'm at the adultery trip.
I'm at the combination swim contest and adultery trip.
Full of Married Woman: Swim Contest & Adultery Trip!
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm at the swim contest.
I'm at the adultery trip.
I'm at the combination swim contest and adultery trip.
I'm at the adultery trip.
I'm at the combination swim contest and adultery trip.
Why does booking dental appointments always fill me with dread 😅
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Why does booking dental appointments always fill me with dread 😅
It still makes me laugh how after so many years they finally allowed gay people to donate blood in Ireland and then my fecking asthma ended up putting me on the indefinite ban list 😅
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It still makes me laugh how after so many years they finally allowed gay people to donate blood in Ireland and then my fecking asthma ended up putting me on the indefinite ban list 😅
Mega Feraligatr is using his rose toy 🌹
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Mega Feraligatr is using his rose toy 🌹
My hair will reach my butt if I keep going 😋
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My hair will reach my butt if I keep going 😋
Reposted by Himbolc
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
The ink finally dried on the contracts so the public archive datasets that I made nearly a year ago can finally be published for researchers to use. Forgot how slow some of these processes can be. Feels like a lifetime ago 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The ink finally dried on the contracts so the public archive datasets that I made nearly a year ago can finally be published for researchers to use. Forgot how slow some of these processes can be. Feels like a lifetime ago 😂
God I hate the winter air
a man is standing next to a glass case with a face on it that says moisturise me moisturise me !
Alt: a man is standing next to a glass case with a face on it that says moisturise me moisturise me !
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
God I hate the winter air
Bloomfs
Chubby Cuties Chugging Cock
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Bloomfs
The long awaited sequel in the Mother franchise
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The long awaited sequel in the Mother franchise
Reposted by Himbolc
Well I guess we know the exact moment someone’s sedatives wore off/pain pills kicked in.
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Well I guess we know the exact moment someone’s sedatives wore off/pain pills kicked in.
Reposted by Himbolc
Hi everypawdy, my name is Lilo. I like chasing squirrels, making furriends all over the world, and trying to brighten your day by bringing some light to your feed. I'm collecting red hearts ❤️ Will you please send me some! Have a good day 🥰 #corgi #corgicrew #corgisky
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hi everypawdy, my name is Lilo. I like chasing squirrels, making furriends all over the world, and trying to brighten your day by bringing some light to your feed. I'm collecting red hearts ❤️ Will you please send me some! Have a good day 🥰 #corgi #corgicrew #corgisky
When he's DL and wants the ride
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
When he's DL and wants the ride
Reposted by Himbolc
Every now and then I'll wanna talk shit about a certain company we deal with in work but have to remind myself that all my correspondence can be subject to FOI requests 😅😂
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Every now and then I'll wanna talk shit about a certain company we deal with in work but have to remind myself that all my correspondence can be subject to FOI requests 😅😂
Seeing people bringing umbrellas when we have a fucking wind warning
a woman says " you know nothing jon snow " next to a man
Alt: a woman says " you know nothing jon snow " next to a man
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Seeing people bringing umbrellas when we have a fucking wind warning
Of course Met Éireann would update the weather warning literally 2 minutes after I board the fucking train 😅
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Of course Met Éireann would update the weather warning literally 2 minutes after I board the fucking train 😅
The Irish Governments new housing plan
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The Irish Governments new housing plan