I don’t even go to Christkindlmarkt I just want to live in a city where we can have big successful public events without getting scared

[Brandon Johnson visiting any European market town on any normal day] I don’t understand. What are all these people doing here. Where are the cops

I became Facebook Official with my now-spouse 10 years to the day after 9/11 and everyone made fun of us for it. So more than 10 years

Real Blues Brothers doing the Rawhide theme vibes

Kicked out of Catholic school for doodling the apostussy in my notes

Pierogies were the move this year and there’s nothing like a food processor when you need to turn a ton of braised short rib or Brussels sprouts with bacon into horrid looking mulch for filling

Idk what it’s called but when I was a kid I was given a shirt with a heat-sensitive dye in it (you could make like, handprints in it) and it caused my entire body to break out in hives, on school picture day

Melted with a little #kraft sharp cheddar, yes 🤗

You can’t find #velveeta on the normal shelves because it defies categorization as food. This year it was in a special endcap near the motor oil. What does #jewel know? 🤔

Neither inclement weather nor body-snatching federal goons can dissuade the high-income SFH owner from making humans perform Sisyphean yard work that makes everything worse

We need to be clear that existing task-focused, invisible ML stuff that was already accepted by the market is not at all the same thing as the “AI” god-servant-best friend product that we’re currently having a bubble about, which is both unattainable and extremely undesirable

2.2.13, I have auto-updates on.

Whatever the latest one is bc there are no updates available