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Taken moments before she tried pulling her head out, picked the jar up instead, panicked, and thrashed around until flinging the jar to the floor (she is fine, was never actually stuck, she’s just stupid)
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Taken moments before she tried pulling her head out, picked the jar up instead, panicked, and thrashed around until flinging the jar to the floor (she is fine, was never actually stuck, she’s just stupid)
It's not often I see a real estate listing that makes me involuntarily say "I would ruin my life to live here" out loud. Tastefully(?) coked up penthouse in an extremely jazz age apartment tower www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's not often I see a real estate listing that makes me involuntarily say "I would ruin my life to live here" out loud. Tastefully(?) coked up penthouse in an extremely jazz age apartment tower www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
Type of shit I'm parking in my thin brick garage
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Type of shit I'm parking in my thin brick garage
Turns out that paving project on the Lechowicz Woods portion of the North Branch Trail was also an unpaving project. They removed the entire back parking lot and replaced the awkward curve to it where trail users had to share the driveway with dedicated trail. Massive improvement
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Turns out that paving project on the Lechowicz Woods portion of the North Branch Trail was also an unpaving project. They removed the entire back parking lot and replaced the awkward curve to it where trail users had to share the driveway with dedicated trail. Massive improvement
Same angle 62 years later
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Same angle 62 years later
Prosper stupid poultry (last outdoor edition)
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Prosper stupid poultry (last outdoor edition)
I accidentally memorized the entire Hark a Vagrant archive as a depressed student, but the Kierkegaard Gorey cover is still the one that still makes me actually laugh out loud
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I accidentally memorized the entire Hark a Vagrant archive as a depressed student, but the Kierkegaard Gorey cover is still the one that still makes me actually laugh out loud
![Modified screenshot of a famous Ask Reddit post: How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a [gun] filled with bu[llets] and microwaved mashed banana?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fzvckr5pnqkkknf4mitbon5j/bafkreifqgmdo6xfkdarugx72to5lb74hr3srpk42synsfbys2v6eghtwga@jpeg)
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He had us in the first half not gonna lie
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He had us in the first half not gonna lie
Tapping the sign
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tapping the sign
Does whatever a spader ca
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Does whatever a spader ca
Now hold on a minute
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Now hold on a minute
You find some weird ones. Like this server rack toy set, which I will forever regret not buying
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You find some weird ones. Like this server rack toy set, which I will forever regret not buying
The original in 1926. Apparently the concrete didn’t stand up to the weather, so it was probably doomed whether they built the parking garage or not. Still, I think I like this design better. Used to be a proper colonnade you could walk around in
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The original in 1926. Apparently the concrete didn’t stand up to the weather, so it was probably doomed whether they built the parking garage or not. Still, I think I like this design better. Used to be a proper colonnade you could walk around in
Finally rewarded for schlepping all the way to Montrose on an aurora night (10s exposures on an iPhone 15 Pro Max, no color edits)
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Finally rewarded for schlepping all the way to Montrose on an aurora night (10s exposures on an iPhone 15 Pro Max, no color edits)
This screenwriting shit is easy
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This screenwriting shit is easy
Everything is terrible but at least I got to meet the coffee shop’s jar of liquid glitter named Microplastique
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Everything is terrible but at least I got to meet the coffee shop’s jar of liquid glitter named Microplastique
It's never enough for these people to act out their ugliest, most sadistic fantasies with zero consequences. You also have to love them for it
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's never enough for these people to act out their ugliest, most sadistic fantasies with zero consequences. You also have to love them for it
Slop it up boys
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Slop it up boys
Linus does NOT have that shit on
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Linus does NOT have that shit on
