Alluring Apex
@alluringapex.bsky.social
Sad sack, internet-ancient (40) kaiju artist. Purveyor of weird and kinky art. Monsters, vore, monster-girls, and more! BLM, trans rights are human rights. Owned by @mammothcheesebowl.bsky.social Girlfriend: @junedoggle.bsky.social
YEAH YEAH GOT THE FROAKIE IN AREA 16!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
YEAH YEAH GOT THE FROAKIE IN AREA 16!!
what do you FUCKING mean thrift stores (including good will) are using MOTHERFUCKING gen llms to price items
great! Now no one can buy anything THANKS
great! Now no one can buy anything THANKS
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
what do you FUCKING mean thrift stores (including good will) are using MOTHERFUCKING gen llms to price items
great! Now no one can buy anything THANKS
great! Now no one can buy anything THANKS
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They should make a show about me but I'm a cool dragon who eats everyone and dies happy because I ingested too much gold, which is a hallucinogen for dragons.
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 AM
They should make a show about me but I'm a cool dragon who eats everyone and dies happy because I ingested too much gold, which is a hallucinogen for dragons.
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if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
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ravenous rabbit (bunstoppable, do not attempt to impede)
August 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ravenous rabbit (bunstoppable, do not attempt to impede)
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I hear there's some kind of superb owl being celebrated?
That's a real hoot!
That's a real hoot!
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I hear there's some kind of superb owl being celebrated?
That's a real hoot!
That's a real hoot!
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
Buy my friend's aaaarrrt
I'm Voracious Void and I take commissions! I do writings, sprite edits, and audio edits for vore! #vore is my primary specialty.
Prices:
Writing - $5 per page
Sprite Edits - $15 baseline with additional $5 per complication
Audio - $15 per minute. voice acting additional $15
DM me if interested.
Prices:
Writing - $5 per page
Sprite Edits - $15 baseline with additional $5 per complication
Audio - $15 per minute. voice acting additional $15
DM me if interested.
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Buy my friend's aaaarrrt
I wish i had talked to my partner in crime instead of getting bitter.
But that was over a decade a go, I've grown so far beyond that.
Communication is key, kiddo.
But that was over a decade a go, I've grown so far beyond that.
Communication is key, kiddo.
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I wish i had talked to my partner in crime instead of getting bitter.
But that was over a decade a go, I've grown so far beyond that.
Communication is key, kiddo.
But that was over a decade a go, I've grown so far beyond that.
Communication is key, kiddo.
That...that was the whole point...
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
That...that was the whole point...
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Parker comm for. @push1nupd5yz33s.bsky.social
"Also i have like no where else to put them and like next to no money for food this was like... this kind of just works best for me you know? idk... you wouldnt do the same thing?"
"...NO NOT AT ALL!?"
"huh... Well i guess everyones different..."
"Also i have like no where else to put them and like next to no money for food this was like... this kind of just works best for me you know? idk... you wouldnt do the same thing?"
"...NO NOT AT ALL!?"
"huh... Well i guess everyones different..."
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Parker comm for. @push1nupd5yz33s.bsky.social
"Also i have like no where else to put them and like next to no money for food this was like... this kind of just works best for me you know? idk... you wouldnt do the same thing?"
"...NO NOT AT ALL!?"
"huh... Well i guess everyones different..."
"Also i have like no where else to put them and like next to no money for food this was like... this kind of just works best for me you know? idk... you wouldnt do the same thing?"
"...NO NOT AT ALL!?"
"huh... Well i guess everyones different..."
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Terris: When I got to the Oval Office, there were two men standing there holding pieces of paper that said “talking points.” I’m not sure I was supposed to see that—and those turned out to be his doctors.
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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New poster for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.
Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.
February 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM
New poster for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.
Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.
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"Dude nintendo put me in their game hahahahahahahh" -parker during the pokemon direct in like 2019 or whatever the fuck
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
"Dude nintendo put me in their game hahahahahahahh" -parker during the pokemon direct in like 2019 or whatever the fuck
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Please continue to call your representatives about these bad internet bills!
www.badinternetbills.com
www.badinternetbills.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Please continue to call your representatives about these bad internet bills!
www.badinternetbills.com
www.badinternetbills.com
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
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pred with a skull collection in their bedroom because they're annoying and hard core like that getting close to needing to get rid of it because all the skulls talk shit about them through the night.
Ive decided that cute expressive little skulls are good stuff. Imagine u belch up someones bones and they can still flip you off because the hand came up too. Hilarious. Delightful.
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
pred with a skull collection in their bedroom because they're annoying and hard core like that getting close to needing to get rid of it because all the skulls talk shit about them through the night.
Is this anything:
Two t-girls trying docking I call that dry docking...
Two t-girls trying docking I call that dry docking...
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Is this anything:
Two t-girls trying docking I call that dry docking...
Two t-girls trying docking I call that dry docking...
.......WHAT........IF....
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
.......WHAT........IF....
*takes hit, doomscrolls for a while. Realizes I still have most of a bowl*
Oh right THAT'S why you take breaks between smoke sessions
Oh right THAT'S why you take breaks between smoke sessions
February 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
*takes hit, doomscrolls for a while. Realizes I still have most of a bowl*
Oh right THAT'S why you take breaks between smoke sessions
Oh right THAT'S why you take breaks between smoke sessions
Why do you think lamb and mutton is so absent from the American diet? The brits love a bit of lamb but over here it's like we are deign to eat such things unless it's special occasion
Was our sheep farming just not that big a business?
Was our sheep farming just not that big a business?
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Why do you think lamb and mutton is so absent from the American diet? The brits love a bit of lamb but over here it's like we are deign to eat such things unless it's special occasion
Was our sheep farming just not that big a business?
Was our sheep farming just not that big a business?
gang I sorted my Medicare shit out in one morning on the phone.
Then I went to the library and printed forms for my DRIVING PERMIT
Uh, yeah, looks like I'm makin' big moves.
Then I went to the library and printed forms for my DRIVING PERMIT
Uh, yeah, looks like I'm makin' big moves.
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
gang I sorted my Medicare shit out in one morning on the phone.
Then I went to the library and printed forms for my DRIVING PERMIT
Uh, yeah, looks like I'm makin' big moves.
Then I went to the library and printed forms for my DRIVING PERMIT
Uh, yeah, looks like I'm makin' big moves.