aRealHumanBartender
@alltomato1717.bsky.social
genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot 🏴☠️
she/her
https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender
she/her
https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender
thats me looking up at this idea, staring and passing out bc yes
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
thats me looking up at this idea, staring and passing out bc yes
lol thats awesome!
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
lol thats awesome!
I think I have seen them like 15 times lol. Once at a tiny college in NH my bestie was their liaison and we got to walk them around for an hour. It was just Dando and Juliana Hatfield!
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think I have seen them like 15 times lol. Once at a tiny college in NH my bestie was their liaison and we got to walk them around for an hour. It was just Dando and Juliana Hatfield!
no!!!! Is it a guy’s house like out here?
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
no!!!! Is it a guy’s house like out here?
I’m so sorry. Never enough time with them💓🫂
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m so sorry. Never enough time with them💓🫂
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
must’ve been an owl?
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
must’ve been an owl?
so good always
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
so good always
well now I’m smiling in this weird parking lot🥹 Thank you!
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
well now I’m smiling in this weird parking lot🥹 Thank you!
top shelf though, all
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
top shelf though, all
top of head and tip of nose kissing is 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
top of head and tip of nose kissing is 🫡
dinner in 30 hours! That’s some turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
dinner in 30 hours! That’s some turkey.
omg🎉🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈happiest of birthdays to one of the fandom’s finest!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
omg🎉🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈happiest of birthdays to one of the fandom’s finest!!