aRealHumanBartender
@alltomato1717.bsky.social
genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot 🏴☠️
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all of the ways
I was naive and blind
she was my girl
but I shouldn’t say mine
I was naive and blind
she was my girl
but I shouldn’t say mine
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
all of the ways
I was naive and blind
she was my girl
but I shouldn’t say mine
I was naive and blind
she was my girl
but I shouldn’t say mine
one bed trope ftw
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
one bed trope ftw
love when this happens! Cracked into the new collection by Charles Rafferty (Appendectomy Grin) and there is my beloved Troy dam! The Troy dam is the furthermost point of saltwater Hudson, and a million other things💓💓💓
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
love when this happens! Cracked into the new collection by Charles Rafferty (Appendectomy Grin) and there is my beloved Troy dam! The Troy dam is the furthermost point of saltwater Hudson, and a million other things💓💓💓
oh hahahahahaha
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
oh hahahahahaha
How boring everything would be without you all! Thankful for you every day💓
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
How boring everything would be without you all! Thankful for you every day💓
all the kids are home and out shouting one another and my
daughter has her friends here to watch Stranger Things and it’s so loud the dog’s ears are twitching
daughter has her friends here to watch Stranger Things and it’s so loud the dog’s ears are twitching
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
all the kids are home and out shouting one another and my
daughter has her friends here to watch Stranger Things and it’s so loud the dog’s ears are twitching
daughter has her friends here to watch Stranger Things and it’s so loud the dog’s ears are twitching
so much dumb domestic shit to do today but let me tell you I’ll be turning over this insane story idea I had last night while I do most of it🤣
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
so much dumb domestic shit to do today but let me tell you I’ll be turning over this insane story idea I had last night while I do most of it🤣
Random shuffle tryin to kill me here
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Random shuffle tryin to kill me here
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I think we should have a party. Idk how. But it’s been a YEAR and everyone still
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I think we should have a party. Idk how. But it’s been a YEAR and everyone still
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
What fictional creature traumatized you as a child?
fucking Madame
(I really really don’t like puppets)
fucking Madame
(I really really don’t like puppets)
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What fictional creature traumatized you as a child?
fucking Madame
(I really really don’t like puppets)
fucking Madame
(I really really don’t like puppets)
look at my pretty little grandmother and her beautiful sisters💓
(she is the baby, all the way to the left)
(she is the baby, all the way to the left)
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
look at my pretty little grandmother and her beautiful sisters💓
(she is the baby, all the way to the left)
(she is the baby, all the way to the left)
at Waikiki Beach in Salem
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
at Waikiki Beach in Salem
Saw a social media post from National Museum Ireland that the Sheela na Gig were out of storage and on display, then same night saw one stitched into a garment on “the Change,” so please enjoy some of my favorite things:
(PJ Harvey and the Sheela na Gig)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjY...
(PJ Harvey and the Sheela na Gig)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjY...
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Saw a social media post from National Museum Ireland that the Sheela na Gig were out of storage and on display, then same night saw one stitched into a garment on “the Change,” so please enjoy some of my favorite things:
(PJ Harvey and the Sheela na Gig)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjY...
(PJ Harvey and the Sheela na Gig)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjY...
selfie checkpoint, repost with a selfie to proceed.
I’m never cute and I never selfie but here is a sketch my daughter made of me when she was younger that gives you an accurate picture🤣 Stripes! Eyebags!
I’m never cute and I never selfie but here is a sketch my daughter made of me when she was younger that gives you an accurate picture🤣 Stripes! Eyebags!
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
selfie checkpoint, repost with a selfie to proceed.
I’m never cute and I never selfie but here is a sketch my daughter made of me when she was younger that gives you an accurate picture🤣 Stripes! Eyebags!
I’m never cute and I never selfie but here is a sketch my daughter made of me when she was younger that gives you an accurate picture🤣 Stripes! Eyebags!
He gives great forehead. Love the baggier suit. On the rest of us it’s just
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
He gives great forehead. Love the baggier suit. On the rest of us it’s just
More entertaining news fro
the Shellfish Constables (this is fucking real ISTG) Karl’s cousin Steven really stuck it to him:
the Shellfish Constables (this is fucking real ISTG) Karl’s cousin Steven really stuck it to him:
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
More entertaining news fro
the Shellfish Constables (this is fucking real ISTG) Karl’s cousin Steven really stuck it to him:
the Shellfish Constables (this is fucking real ISTG) Karl’s cousin Steven really stuck it to him:
if Lucius were captain of the Revenge, I feel like everyone would be outfitted like so (“Adriatic Sailors” by Slim Aarons, 1956)
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
if Lucius were captain of the Revenge, I feel like everyone would be outfitted like so (“Adriatic Sailors” by Slim Aarons, 1956)
he’s going to the grand prix! fun
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
he’s going to the grand prix! fun
From now on I will only think of their time away from us as their years lost to kisses
(Kisses by Paul Morand)
(Kisses by Paul Morand)
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
From now on I will only think of their time away from us as their years lost to kisses
(Kisses by Paul Morand)
(Kisses by Paul Morand)
oh! maybe its not album art but some other place? (from this interview
canvasrebel.com/meet-aondrea...
canvasrebel.com/meet-aondrea...
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
oh! maybe its not album art but some other place? (from this interview
canvasrebel.com/meet-aondrea...
canvasrebel.com/meet-aondrea...
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
also, fwiw, the Booker is not short on male writers - what they are specifically pointing to here is that old turd “masculinity”
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
also, fwiw, the Booker is not short on male writers - what they are specifically pointing to here is that old turd “masculinity”
OMFG are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit Guardian?!
(from Khashayar Mohammadi’s IG stories)
(from Khashayar Mohammadi’s IG stories)
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
OMFG are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit Guardian?!
(from Khashayar Mohammadi’s IG stories)
(from Khashayar Mohammadi’s IG stories)