Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)
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Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
· Feb 20
my DMs have reached the threshold where i just have to ignore them all because i’m overwhelmed. no hard feelings 😬
i found strawberries during the great strawberry shortage of 2025!
my million dollar honey lime fruit salad is living up to its name
my million dollar honey lime fruit salad is living up to its name
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i found strawberries during the great strawberry shortage of 2025!
my million dollar honey lime fruit salad is living up to its name
my million dollar honey lime fruit salad is living up to its name
i’m not opposed to Mac & Cheese, but it’s not a traditional Thanksgiving dish in my fam. and ham is for Easter or Christmas Eve imo. so i already do without those on Thanksgiving
but where are the sweet potatoes?! it’s not thanksgiving without sweet potatoes
but where are the sweet potatoes?! it’s not thanksgiving without sweet potatoes
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i’m not opposed to Mac & Cheese, but it’s not a traditional Thanksgiving dish in my fam. and ham is for Easter or Christmas Eve imo. so i already do without those on Thanksgiving
but where are the sweet potatoes?! it’s not thanksgiving without sweet potatoes
but where are the sweet potatoes?! it’s not thanksgiving without sweet potatoes
are there any quintessential Thanksgiving movies? accepting family friendly and grown ups only suggestions :)
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
are there any quintessential Thanksgiving movies? accepting family friendly and grown ups only suggestions :)
what do you mean you don’t like Thanksgiving food? has nobody ever made you a proper open faced turkey sandwich with all the leftovers?!
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
what do you mean you don’t like Thanksgiving food? has nobody ever made you a proper open faced turkey sandwich with all the leftovers?!
my latest vocal stim is from the lesbian stud funeral singer:
“1…2…123 release em” 🔂
“1…2…123 release em” 🔂
a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at another man .
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November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
my latest vocal stim is from the lesbian stud funeral singer:
“1…2…123 release em” 🔂
“1…2…123 release em” 🔂
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
NEW YORK—Faced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone e...
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November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
Mamdani charmed Trump
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mamdani charmed Trump
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
if someone called my colleague “piggy”, there’s a 0% chance i would keep my mouth shut
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if someone called my colleague “piggy”, there’s a 0% chance i would keep my mouth shut
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
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Going out to lunch in SLC tomorrow. What's an underrated spot that doesn't cost an arm and a leg?
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Going out to lunch in SLC tomorrow. What's an underrated spot that doesn't cost an arm and a leg?
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excellent news (again):
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
excellent news (again):
Zara Larsson has ex-cheerleader energy in the best way
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Zara Larsson has ex-cheerleader energy in the best way
why are they trying to rebrand Michael Jackson posthumously and who is behind it?
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
why are they trying to rebrand Michael Jackson posthumously and who is behind it?
puppy yoga would heal me
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
puppy yoga would heal me
previously when i’ve had traumatic things happen and it impacts my sleep it’s because i have nightmares about it, since the fire that woke me from my sleep earlier this week my sleep has been shitty because i startle awake thinking a fire is happening irl (as opposed to having a nightmare about it)
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
previously when i’ve had traumatic things happen and it impacts my sleep it’s because i have nightmares about it, since the fire that woke me from my sleep earlier this week my sleep has been shitty because i startle awake thinking a fire is happening irl (as opposed to having a nightmare about it)
if i respond with a 7 paragraph answer when you text me “how are you?”, just know that you’re in the trust tree 🌳
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if i respond with a 7 paragraph answer when you text me “how are you?”, just know that you’re in the trust tree 🌳
i’m out of the loop—why is everyone saying Trump blew Clinton? it’s just shit posting right?
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i’m out of the loop—why is everyone saying Trump blew Clinton? it’s just shit posting right?
and who would’ve guessed 5 days later, i would be awakened by a fireball RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEAD and would have to go to the ER and then transferred to a burn unit after putting the fire out with whatever blankets i could find. i’m going to be ok, but DAMM. smoke detector worked though
how i feel pulling out an eeeenormous ladder and changing all the batteries in the smoke detectors and swapping the air filters
a close up of a person 's face with the word manly written in white letters .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the word manly written in white letters .
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November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
and who would’ve guessed 5 days later, i would be awakened by a fireball RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEAD and would have to go to the ER and then transferred to a burn unit after putting the fire out with whatever blankets i could find. i’m going to be ok, but DAMM. smoke detector worked though
my mom loves to use pics of me with no makeup on for her lock screen 😏
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
my mom loves to use pics of me with no makeup on for her lock screen 😏
has someone converted the Epstein files into one ginormous searchable document? i would like to search the document for a few key words, but i don’t want to download a bajillion links to do so
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
has someone converted the Epstein files into one ginormous searchable document? i would like to search the document for a few key words, but i don’t want to download a bajillion links to do so
did i leave anyone’s fav Thanksgiving dish off the menu?
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
did i leave anyone’s fav Thanksgiving dish off the menu?
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Important to remember!!!
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November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Important to remember!!!
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