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Allison Switzer
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Squids, bro
Yesterday’s and this morning’s wind really did a number on our @detcityfc.com flag..
December 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The thank you emails that the bookstore you support through @libro.fm sends when you buy an audiobook are not automated, and I know that because they once asked me to let them know how a book was once I’d finished it bc it was on their tbr (it was Fine).
Just bought a book called Cocaine Cowboys.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The best citrus fruit is a satsuma right off a tree in your neighbors yard. This is a hill i will fight and win on.
It’s important to me that you all know that citrus is a winter fruit!!! Peak season is December through March!!
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Applied for 3 dates for a market and got accepted to all 3. So, I guess 2026 is looking up already. (Even if it does mean not having mid-December to mid-February sloth time.)
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Excited beyond belief to get to sleep in my own bed every night for at least the next month and a half.
Market season: done.
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Once again leaving Tallahassee with 1.5 empty boxes.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Roadkill of the day from today’s run in Tallahassee
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The worst part of the twice a year drive to Tallahassee and back is the drive from Dayton to Atlanta.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pantone’s color of the year being boring (it’s white) is a recession indicator. That’s a hill I’ll fight and ~~die~~ win on.
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Friendly reminder if you live in a place where it snows: you need to clean off the top of your car, your headlights and tail lights, your back window, and your license plate.
Don’t get pulled over for something dumb.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Reposted by Allison Switzer
If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Annual vet appointment is done, so now we have a snack.
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Duck days.
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Little Miss V’s *4* Christmas sweaters are done.

Ready to not consider knitting a sweater sleeve again for at least 6-10 weeks.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by Allison Switzer
rest is not idle, is not wasteful. sometimes rest is the most productive thing you can do for body & soul
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So, it’s either going to snow a lot, snow just enough to make me *consider* clearing the driveway because it’ll just melt the next day, or it’ll just rain.

Got it.
Why’d we move back here?
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
End of November update: still no new pole or transformer, but the 2 year long game of whack a mole with what was causing the ceiling leak in the kitchen has been figured out and is on track to be fixed before Christmas.
Another month later and they’ve been back out at least twice more to continue digging the hole, but so far, no new pole has shown up.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I would (probably) commit some (definitely minor) crimes for a McDonald’s Diet Coke right now.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
@chattwjonathan.bsky.social you are the person I know who probably knows the answer to this question: why do some oversize loads on the interstate get a pilot car, some a police escort, and some nothing? (And some both a pilot car and a police car)
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Go to gym that has a gym dog, it makes life better.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by Allison Switzer
70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!

There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.

drive.google.com/drive/folder...
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Voiced support for a run club member who had a Less Than Stellar (re: pretty shitty) experience and was removed from the board of said run club with no communication from the rest of the board.
So, guess we’ve both had a pretty shitty CWRC experience.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Who would have thought that this last daylight run would be my last run club run. (There was A Drama while I was out of town and that’s all I’ll say)
Last Tuesday night run in the daylight for a while.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Cleared the snow off my car at the airport with an empty soda bottle. Got home and put the snow brush in the car.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Airport parking rates are a scam and you cannot convince me otherwise.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM