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Andy
@alleysofmpls.bsky.social
“exotic, energetic, occasionally evil and full of life”

Minneapolis is home
I'm the hooper, hyper, protected by Viper
When I'm out there hoopin', yo, ya better decipher
In other words, you'd better make a funky decision
'Cause I'ma be a Shaq knife and cut you with precision
Forget Tony Danza, I'm the boss
When it comes to money, I'm like Dick DeVos
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’ll have to revisit this whole album soon. But I’ve always loved this song.
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
YouTube video by The Moog Cookbook - Topic
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November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I just Les Claypool play a resonator bass? Never seen one before.
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
They’re playing Nick Drake’s “One Of These Things First” at the Hi-Lo Diner
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Lake Streetin’ it
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Saturday Night Crusin’ Music
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I never had any true aspirations outside of maybe writing. I just had this lower-middle class desire to live comfortably. If there was ever a career that gave some like me who didn’t go to college or have a family business, it was the civil service, which I’m now about to start my 7th year of.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Using my deteriorating guitar skills to play a sloppy version of the Juicy Fruit jingle.
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Bullshit
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Listening to Blue Monday on a Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My kid has a job at a gift store, which sits next to a coffee shop. Every Saturday she woks, the coffee shop does sped dating, so she can’t sit down and enjoy her break.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Aww, Jellybean 💔
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by Andy
St. Mauritius Church in Wiesbaden, Germany. (This is great) r/brutalism
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Dang
oh it’s like this was designed for me specifically
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
God fucking dammit
Trump just claimed on Truth Social that he’s “terminating, effective immediately, the Temporary Protected Status (TPS Program) for Somalis in Minnesota.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
She’s running
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Listened to part of the rereleased Beatles anthology today, namely the new songs they did 30 years ago. They were cleaned up and sounded good, and they were actually decent songs.
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Björk is sixty today?! Shut up.
Tricky & Bjork - Keep Your Mouth Shut - Nearly God(1996)
YouTube video by Ygreeq
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November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I don’t check Nextdoor very often. But it looks like I’ve been missing some bangers
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Trying to find some stuff out about the old 38th Parallel bar in South Minneapolis. All bar owners should have a nickname like “Babe” or “Dutch” or “Butch”.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Giant spool on the loose on 35W
From the dashcams community on Reddit: Spool on the loose!
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November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If we’re gonna keep the skyways in Minneapolis, at least do something like this.
This pedestrian bridge between a parking garage and a Home2 Suites by Hilton does *not* need to go this hard.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM