AliveBody
@alivebody.bsky.social
shitposts - Maieutics to know myself better. Stream of consciousness. |⛔️ NO TW ⛔️ proceed with your own caution | 18+ MDNI | Not looking for anything! Not even 'platonically'. | My audio focussed account can be found under @alivebodyva.bsky.social
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AliveBody
@alivebody.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Hello everybody, if you want to only engage with my VA content of mine, feel free to follow me on @alivebodyva.bsky.social, there I will stick to the VA side of things 1/2 🧵
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I don't have Spotify but a calculator app wrapped would wreck me
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I don't have Spotify but a calculator app wrapped would wreck me
guy reading h-mahnwa on the bus, normal
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
guy reading h-mahnwa on the bus, normal
sorry mr cringe, lmfao
screaming
screaming
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
sorry mr cringe, lmfao
screaming
screaming
but would they create art in your name?
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
but would they create art in your name?
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
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To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
i live in the future, you live in the dream
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
i live in the future, you live in the dream
what you do today I did a week ago, get with the times
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
what you do today I did a week ago, get with the times
bloody toilet REPEAT
bloody toilet
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
bloody toilet REPEAT
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it’s always the jobless
get a life stoppid
get a life stoppid
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
it’s always the jobless
get a life stoppid
get a life stoppid
shitpost o‘clock always
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
shitpost o‘clock always
buzz buzz on this pretty clit is the motto
get with the times, we going down under these pants
get with the times, we going down under these pants
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
buzz buzz on this pretty clit is the motto
get with the times, we going down under these pants
get with the times, we going down under these pants
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my angel, i miss you, your beautiful soul, your big beautiful eyes, the mole i love, your sunspots, your eyebrows, your nose, your cute smile that only i get to see
those loving eyes that never lose sight of me, i must have given all my luck in life to find you
those loving eyes that never lose sight of me, i must have given all my luck in life to find you
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
my angel, i miss you, your beautiful soul, your big beautiful eyes, the mole i love, your sunspots, your eyebrows, your nose, your cute smile that only i get to see
those loving eyes that never lose sight of me, i must have given all my luck in life to find you
those loving eyes that never lose sight of me, i must have given all my luck in life to find you
if I say „Ahhh“ you better feed me
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
if I say „Ahhh“ you better feed me
lock in lamborghini
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
lock in lamborghini
gnarly or whatever the kids say these days
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
gnarly or whatever the kids say these days
coochie bleed
need for speed
need for speed
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
coochie bleed
need for speed
need for speed
beware of the massive cumshot!
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
beware of the massive cumshot!
Look at her, she‘s so beautiful 😍
Full 10min video in my fansly DMs c;
Leave me a tip to let me know you want it 💜
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly #sellingcontent #nude #booty 𖹭𖹭
Leave me a tip to let me know you want it 💜
𖹭𖹭 #sweetsayer #lewdsky #spicycreators #nsfwsky #realnsfw #fansly #sellingcontent #nude #booty 𖹭𖹭
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Look at her, she‘s so beautiful 😍
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my car if you even care
February 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
my car if you even care
have more gravitational pull, cuzz
your mates are gonna call ya a cloud fairy
you let the wind dominate you, cuz?
what are you, 5 kilos?
you gotta be one with the ground, cuzz
your mates are gonna call ya a cloud fairy
you let the wind dominate you, cuz?
what are you, 5 kilos?
you gotta be one with the ground, cuzz
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
have more gravitational pull, cuzz
your mates are gonna call ya a cloud fairy
you let the wind dominate you, cuz?
what are you, 5 kilos?
you gotta be one with the ground, cuzz
your mates are gonna call ya a cloud fairy
you let the wind dominate you, cuz?
what are you, 5 kilos?
you gotta be one with the ground, cuzz
maggots, 10 of them rn
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
maggots, 10 of them rn
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oh you know it's begging for pets o'clock
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
oh you know it's begging for pets o'clock
someone‘s jail is anotherone‘s
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someone‘s jail is anotherone‘s