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Alifrog 🍄🐸🦎
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Lizard wizard, law frog.
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good evening from gelato
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I read Parable of the Sower for the first time today and definitely was not prepared for the eerie similiarities between Octavia Butler's depiction of 2024 through 2027 and our actual reality.
January 25, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Rules are made to be broken. Injustice makes the rules, and courage breaks them.
January 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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i'm not going to dunk on anyone specifically but get out of my mentions with "the speaker of the house doesn't have the power to-" the president doesn't have the power to be doing anything he's doing. clearly that has no bearing on reality anymore!
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Fedex once sent my couch across the country from me, where it stayed for 3 weeks and then arrived at my apartment with no notice the day after the replacement couch was delivered.
congratulations to fedex on sending my package from Fresno, CA to Olive Branch, MS and then losing it. hey im in seattle
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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I hate these guys
September 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I will hate these people for the rest of my life.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
June 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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art vs artist 2025
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Resisting posting "have you heard of women" on someone's "top 10 actors of 2025" list where all of them are men.
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I was dying of thirst when you gave me water, yet it was not the water alone that saved me. It was the strength of the hands that gave it.
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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once again thinking about how when we visited family for thanksgiving my grandmom said my wife and I look like twins and then some guy at an art gallery store asked if we were friends
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Feast of the Seven Fishes? Yeah, we do that every day. That's when we feed the fish.
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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appreciation post for miki tanaka <333
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just saw and fumbled my first Eevee in Pokemon Legends Z-A.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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just guess
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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if she has one hater, it is me. if she has 0 haters, that is because I am dead
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
American addresses are like
September 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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It’s soup season!
#art
September 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM