Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷
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Comic book writer and editor
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
How can Chuck Schumer look the Baileys in the eye in his head after this
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
How can Chuck Schumer look the Baileys in the eye in his head after this
The government better provide a massive bailout to pay Alec Baldwin's child support when he and Hilaria inevitably divorce because otherwise his need for income will be hell for all of us
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The government better provide a massive bailout to pay Alec Baldwin's child support when he and Hilaria inevitably divorce because otherwise his need for income will be hell for all of us
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Heads up New York City!
We’ll be at NYC INDIE HORROR BOOK FAIR Nov 22 with all our spookiest, and indie-est titles (spoiler! It’s all of them!) 👻
Come and get your copy of LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER signed by writer @alejandrobot.com !
See you all there! 🐐🪽🔥
We’ll be at NYC INDIE HORROR BOOK FAIR Nov 22 with all our spookiest, and indie-est titles (spoiler! It’s all of them!) 👻
Come and get your copy of LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER signed by writer @alejandrobot.com !
See you all there! 🐐🪽🔥
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Heads up New York City!
We’ll be at NYC INDIE HORROR BOOK FAIR Nov 22 with all our spookiest, and indie-est titles (spoiler! It’s all of them!) 👻
Come and get your copy of LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER signed by writer @alejandrobot.com !
See you all there! 🐐🪽🔥
We’ll be at NYC INDIE HORROR BOOK FAIR Nov 22 with all our spookiest, and indie-est titles (spoiler! It’s all of them!) 👻
Come and get your copy of LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER signed by writer @alejandrobot.com !
See you all there! 🐐🪽🔥
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Please tell me I'm the first one to make this joke
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Please tell me I'm the first one to make this joke
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It's a hamburger and the kitchen catches fire
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It's a hamburger and the kitchen catches fire
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Later, historians will conclude that the turning point for the Cuomo campaign's victory was his legendary PISS KING tour.
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Later, historians will conclude that the turning point for the Cuomo campaign's victory was his legendary PISS KING tour.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Really have to think “these unspeakably evil people went all the way to the highest court in the land to starve poor children” has to be a pretty good message to run on
The Supreme Court granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a court order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.
Supreme Court Issues Emergency Order To Block Full SNAP Food Aid Payments
The food program serves about 1 in 8 Americans, mostly with lower incomes.
www.huffpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Really have to think “these unspeakably evil people went all the way to the highest court in the land to starve poor children” has to be a pretty good message to run on
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BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
"pushed legal boundaries"
After federal agents descended on a Home Depot parking lot in Los Angeles this week, they arrested a U.S. citizen they said attacked them — and then drove off with the man’s toddler. Advocates say it underscores how agents have pushed legal boundaries across the U.S.
Immigration Agents Arrest Man in L.A. Raid and Drive Off With His Toddler
The child was later reunited with her grandmother, but the episode alarmed immigrant rights groups. The father, a U.S. citizen, faces a gun possession charge.
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"pushed legal boundaries"
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
No thanks, if I wanted to meet three clueless morons I'd ask the day-drinkers at the bar to tell me about their divorces
What does marriage to a chatbot look like? Hear from three people who say they fell in love with A.I. about the joys and anxieties their romances, in their own words. nyti.ms/480WFtC
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
No thanks, if I wanted to meet three clueless morons I'd ask the day-drinkers at the bar to tell me about their divorces
No, bitch. They have not. The Democrats are STILL running the 1992 Bill Clinton/James Carville/Paul Begala playbook. Last night's wins happened DESPITE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY but they'll still try to take credit and try to ruin all the momentum
@newyorker.com
@newyorker.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
No, bitch. They have not. The Democrats are STILL running the 1992 Bill Clinton/James Carville/Paul Begala playbook. Last night's wins happened DESPITE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY but they'll still try to take credit and try to ruin all the momentum
@newyorker.com
@newyorker.com
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Winsor McCay on tariffs
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Winsor McCay on tariffs
Remember, remember
the 5th of November
the 5th of November
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Remember, remember
the 5th of November
the 5th of November
New York City! LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER is on shelves at these fine independent bookstores:
–Community Bookstore, Park Slope
–Terrace Books, Windsor Terrace
–Lofty Pigeon Books, Kensington
–Kew & Willow, Kew Gardens
And more shops coming soon. Go check them out!
–Community Bookstore, Park Slope
–Terrace Books, Windsor Terrace
–Lofty Pigeon Books, Kensington
–Kew & Willow, Kew Gardens
And more shops coming soon. Go check them out!
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
New York City! LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER is on shelves at these fine independent bookstores:
–Community Bookstore, Park Slope
–Terrace Books, Windsor Terrace
–Lofty Pigeon Books, Kensington
–Kew & Willow, Kew Gardens
And more shops coming soon. Go check them out!
–Community Bookstore, Park Slope
–Terrace Books, Windsor Terrace
–Lofty Pigeon Books, Kensington
–Kew & Willow, Kew Gardens
And more shops coming soon. Go check them out!
Very glad to see the door hit both those bums right in the ass on their way out. I look forward to never hearing from either of them ever again. Sliwa can keep running for mayor every election till he's dead for all I care.
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Very glad to see the door hit both those bums right in the ass on their way out. I look forward to never hearing from either of them ever again. Sliwa can keep running for mayor every election till he's dead for all I care.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
I'm so, so happy this is happening again and I can repost this wonderful sentiment
CUOMO CONCEDED!! Eat shit, Cuomo! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm so, so happy this is happening again and I can repost this wonderful sentiment