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picked up ninja gaiden today. my hands have not hurt and i have not felt this alive playing a game in years.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
[ no, but THIS situation was ]
( gasp.. she is not an easy troll )
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
[ easy fix for an easy troll ]
[ simply restarting the phone ]
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
[ shutting it off with a power surge ]
(making baby shark play on loop on the reader's phone for the next 3 minutes straight)
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
[ wagging brows and a thin, tight smirk. ] it's what I do best.
Well aren't you a buzzkill...
[ ... ]

[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]

It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
[ ... ]

[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]

It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
You have no idea what kind of metal my suit is composed of. What if i have a layer of ceramic lining? Or perhaps it could be made of tungsten. You think I wouldn't have thought out the obvious variables?
[ the scarlet sparks are rising from her shoulders. ]

fun fact; metal is conductive.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
[ the scarlet sparks are rising from her shoulders. ]

fun fact; metal is conductive.
Hm, how to put this politely.

Ah, no. :)
YOU AREN'T IN CANADA RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT, RESPECT THE LOCAL CUSTOMS AND KEEP THAT SHIT TO ITS MONTH
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
YOU AREN'T IN CANADA RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT, RESPECT THE LOCAL CUSTOMS AND KEEP THAT SHIT TO ITS MONTH
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Reposted by 𝑪𝑼𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 & 𝑴𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑫. ||​
i love all sharks but i love goblin sharks at a distance
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
[ for no reason, her distaste for goblin sharks worsens. ]
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
[ squinting at the air... ]
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
tell your cousin i said i feel for him
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
what type of shark
if it's not a goblin shark then sure
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
what am i supposed to be supporting exactly
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
[ i mean fair, but one never uses it. tonight was like, the first. ]
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
lmao
where's the shark supporters in this house
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
it's only impossible if you don't believe
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
we can do both
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
... i can't explain him
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
if i can fight raz i can fight you
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
[ nah_i'd_win.jpg ]

[ dumbass ]
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
...

if i could get raz to teach me how to survive a black hole, i could win
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
that day could be tomorrow to be fair. but still.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM