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"That all you got? Thought you said you were a fuckin /pro/"

#DispatchRP #MVRP
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"What? You want me to take this seriously..? Better bring your A-game then, hero!"

Original character who hails from the Dispatch Universe.

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"Very well, I will ponder in what you've told me. Seventy-two hours will be more than enough time."

James said while grabbing a bottle of liquor from his freezer, unlabeled. Pouring himself a glass on the rocks.

"Just use the door next time preferably, hm?"
"Appreciated but i don't drink during business... however, feel free to indulge, murder and sadism do get some throats parched dry."

He didn't mind.

"Such said... if you need time to think my proposal... i can give you up to 72 hours. You think about it, and when the time is up... i'll show up~"
"I'll leave all that to you, big guy... I prefer more diplomatic solutions when they're available."

He would put the notepad on a nearby table.

"Can I offer you a drink..?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"I'll leave all that to you, big guy... I prefer more diplomatic solutions when they're available."

He would put the notepad on a nearby table.

"Can I offer you a drink..?"
"And among anyone who thinks they can just catch you unaware... but all that bravado dies so sweetly when you skin them alive... when you burn their precious wealth, when you lay low all they have until there's only ashes and the echo of wet, gurgled, drowned out screams in blood."

...Dark.
"A curious game indeed...

But I can assure you I'm not one for treachery, I've had enough of that throughout my career. It's so commonplace among street level criminals."
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
|| Oh well in that case
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November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
|| Define additional 🤣

Didn't think she got in trouble the first time
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
|| I'll drop a revenge starter, don't tempt me /Silly
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"A curious game indeed...

But I can assure you I'm not one for treachery, I've had enough of that throughout my career. It's so commonplace among street level criminals."
"Because i'm a businessman before being a murderous psychopath and war criminal... play my game, we'll be fine... try and cross me, and they will never find all the pieces of your body... assuming i don't decide to make an example~"

Blue rewarded loyalty, and punished betrayal with horror.
James eyes widened at the sight, his stomach twisted for a moment before he regained his composure.

"Such a... cruel means of defeating your enemies... I can see you are quite a destructive force. How can I be sure it won't become directed my way?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
|| Somehow I don't think James would agree XD
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
|| Threw Hands once and now they drinking on that haterade
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
James eyes widened at the sight, his stomach twisted for a moment before he regained his composure.

"Such a... cruel means of defeating your enemies... I can see you are quite a destructive force. How can I be sure it won't become directed my way?"
Marked... and still sporting the piercings and studs made~

It was a trophy as sadistic and sickening as it was indicative of how cruel, brutal and violent this demon could be.

"And i got three hundred more like that... they make beautiful leather~"
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Reposted by The Metal Menace
July 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Get a room-
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"Mutual Benefit, I can appreciate such a simple notion. Now then, my final question for you. You're the one who's been hitting The Red Ring remnant cells, correct? the night haunter, was it?"

James was pretty smart. it didn't take him long to figure it out. Even if SDN hadn't yet.
"Yes and no."

Casted the demon first...

"Abilities on their own are useless without local knowledge, scoping of the situation and intel... i have none of the three, you do, so you see... i provide something, my skills; you offer me what i want... intel, and a network~"
"You know what, let's put a pin in that for a moment... if you're as dangerous as this information would suggest... just why exactly are you seeking out work? These kinds of natural enhancements would surely mean you could acquire whatever you so desire."
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
|| Me watching my muse setting himself up to get cooked because he doesn't know the lore.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have a hard time believing death needs a physical form...
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Just another way of saying stay safe, think nothing of it, gills.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Yeah, and I'm Zeus, and we're on Olympus.

I'm being serious here- atleast give me a serious answer...

(The guy who doesn't believe in deities? Good luck.)
I'm the avatar of death.

(He'll get it, right?)
Okay... cool name...

So what, you have like a touch of death? Decay..? What's your deal.

Still don't get why you kicked me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Shark said you're her friend.

Watch yourself

:)
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"You know what, let's put a pin in that for a moment... if you're as dangerous as this information would suggest... just why exactly are you seeking out work? These kinds of natural enhancements would surely mean you could acquire whatever you so desire."
"My blood... is a neurotoxin, a poison nineteen times more deadly than the black mamba's bite... it takes a singular drop to kill a human in less than a minute."

He did ask.

"As for biological makeup, specify a bit more if you please~"
"Pardon-?"

He had to stop writing for a moment and glance upwards.

"Did you say that's what your BLOOD is composed of..? The absolute fuck is your biological makeup---"
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Okay... cool name...

So what, you have like a touch of death? Decay..? What's your deal.

Still don't get why you kicked me.
Ah. Right.

I'm Lady Death.
Do...

Do I even know you?

You don't look like a hero.

Hell, you don't even look like a villain.

The fucks your beef with me?
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
|| Help bro has no idea he's talking to the embodiment of death 😭
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Do...

Do I even know you?

You don't look like a hero.

Hell, you don't even look like a villain.

The fucks your beef with me?
As the kids say... Skill issue.
I resent that statement... I'm not exactly suited for battle at this current moment.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
|| Skill issue on his behalf fr.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I resent that statement... I'm not exactly suited for battle at this current moment.
You don't feel metallic. You could be killed easily.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
|| R.I.P bros femur.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM