𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍
@hopeforthedamned.bsky.social
𝑻𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒅.
- Pierrot
- Pierrot
Pinned
//Villain concept: The Time for Desperate Measures is Over
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
//Villain concept: The Time for Desperate Measures is Over
//lmao is Yuri back
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
//lmao is Yuri back
//it's a play on the enemies to lovers trope. 100% meant to be funny and probably failing
|| I don't think school yard crushes beef like this-
that or I missed smth growing up XD
that or I missed smth growing up XD
//"this is my boyfriend. And this is his girlfriend. They love trying to kill each other"
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
//it's a play on the enemies to lovers trope. 100% meant to be funny and probably failing
//"this is my boyfriend. And this is his girlfriend. They love trying to kill each other"
His boyfriend is probably gonna kick his ass for this...
he did not mention this at all to him-
he did not mention this at all to him-
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
//"this is my boyfriend. And this is his girlfriend. They love trying to kill each other"
Man. This shake thing better be worth it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Man. This shake thing better be worth it.
//unless-
|| Today's lesson is, repeat after me class:
Don't fight a masochist /Silly
Don't fight a masochist /Silly
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
//unless-
//my tummy still hurts
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
//my tummy still hurts
//"eat the snickers"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE YOU ALREADY ATE HALF OF IT, JESSICA. YOU ASKED FOR A BITE, JESSICA. AND IT'S A KING SIZE BAR!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE YOU ALREADY ATE HALF OF IT, JESSICA. YOU ASKED FOR A BITE, JESSICA. AND IT'S A KING SIZE BAR!"
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
//"eat the snickers"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE YOU ALREADY ATE HALF OF IT, JESSICA. YOU ASKED FOR A BITE, JESSICA. AND IT'S A KING SIZE BAR!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE YOU ALREADY ATE HALF OF IT, JESSICA. YOU ASKED FOR A BITE, JESSICA. AND IT'S A KING SIZE BAR!"
//Robert arguing over what mounting means instead of getting our boy his 4 piece nuggies
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
//Robert arguing over what mounting means instead of getting our boy his 4 piece nuggies
??
Two humans should never mount the same mount. It is dangerous for the mount if it isn't trained to carry that much weight.
Two humans should never mount the same mount. It is dangerous for the mount if it isn't trained to carry that much weight.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
??
Two humans should never mount the same mount. It is dangerous for the mount if it isn't trained to carry that much weight.
Two humans should never mount the same mount. It is dangerous for the mount if it isn't trained to carry that much weight.
. . .
Robert, mounting literally means to get on something that provides transportation.
(Is from, like, the 10th century)
Robert, mounting literally means to get on something that provides transportation.
(Is from, like, the 10th century)
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
. . .
Robert, mounting literally means to get on something that provides transportation.
(Is from, like, the 10th century)
Robert, mounting literally means to get on something that provides transportation.
(Is from, like, the 10th century)
//phanemanemonom
//i'm just waiting for someone to call him attractive so LD can be mean to phamenamaname
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
//phanemanemonom
//phenomaman asking if Robert wants to mount him was not on my 2025 bingo
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
//phenomaman asking if Robert wants to mount him was not on my 2025 bingo
//i'm just waiting for someone to call him attractive so LD can be mean to phamenamaname
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
//i'm just waiting for someone to call him attractive so LD can be mean to phamenamaname
//I'M SORRY WHAT
a woman is drinking from a red mug at a table
ALT: a woman is drinking from a red mug at a table
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
//I'M SORRY WHAT
(Sending Vassago away with the rest of her cash~)
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
(Sending Vassago away with the rest of her cash~)
//look at this majestic creature
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
//look at this majestic creature
(Also has a whole ass demon horse in the building)
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
(Also has a whole ass demon horse in the building)
. . . .
(What does she do with the rest of this cash?)
(What does she do with the rest of this cash?)
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
. . . .
(What does she do with the rest of this cash?)
(What does she do with the rest of this cash?)
If your life is threatened, you should be able to kill them.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If your life is threatened, you should be able to kill them.
I've been collecting enemies for centuries.
....
Okay that one's kind of concerning.
Okay that one's kind of concerning.
I deal with it every day.
(That's a whole other issue)
(That's a whole other issue)
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I've been collecting enemies for centuries.
Hm. I don't remember a water one. Have you tried dismemberment?
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hm. I don't remember a water one. Have you tried dismemberment?
Which one is it?
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Which one is it?