𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕
@jawzzoflife.bsky.social
𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯.....
.. 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
- Lewd will be ignored or blocked.
This account is non-lewd.
[ MDNI. ]
#DispatchRP #MVRP
Hexed by #AvalynTheAccursed
.. 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
- Lewd will be ignored or blocked.
This account is non-lewd.
[ MDNI. ]
#DispatchRP #MVRP
Hexed by #AvalynTheAccursed
Pinned
.. bleps.
𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
.. bleps.
plays a song on the world's tiniest violin
RIP Steve
" Well that happened. "
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
plays a song on the world's tiniest violin
" Well that happened. "
"Hey! What's u-"
Cue his head blowing up. Goo everywhere.
Cue his head blowing up. Goo everywhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
" Well that happened. "
( ..... damn, he scarfed that shit down )
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
( ..... damn, he scarfed that shit down )
The metal guy is shortphobic.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The metal guy is shortphobic.
Nuh uh it's unreal how you talk mad shit about my height but your idol is also short 🤨
Should I tell Punch Up all your short jokes bud
Should I tell Punch Up all your short jokes bud
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Nuh uh it's unreal how you talk mad shit about my height but your idol is also short 🤨
Should I tell Punch Up all your short jokes bud
Should I tell Punch Up all your short jokes bud
bro this is unreal.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
bro this is unreal.
OH YEEEAAAH-
That WAS you!
That WAS you!
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
OH YEEEAAAH-
That WAS you!
That WAS you!
I don't know, depends on in Rob dispatches him to deal with you
But it would be really funny if he does
But it would be really funny if he does
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I don't know, depends on in Rob dispatches him to deal with you
But it would be really funny if he does
But it would be really funny if he does
We're equally cool. Punch Up is my homie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We're equally cool. Punch Up is my homie.
that last one's not true
punch up is shorter than me
punch up is shorter than me
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
that last one's not true
punch up is shorter than me
punch up is shorter than me
imagine being beat by someone shorter than you
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
imagine being beat by someone shorter than you
Bro.
At least I can get on the rides at Universal Studios.
peasant from the medieval age
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Bro.
oh yeah this guy's gonna fight me again mhm sure
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
oh yeah this guy's gonna fight me again mhm sure
peasant from the medieval age
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
peasant from the medieval age
Nah.
Already got enough fish from the ocean.
Already got enough fish from the ocean.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Nah.
Already got enough fish from the ocean.
Already got enough fish from the ocean.
( mmmm. cronchy. )
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
( mmmm. cronchy. )
( chomps the fish. right in front of him. )
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
( chomps the fish. right in front of him. )
has multiple fish in her mouth at once
shark's eat'n good today
literally
shark's eat'n good today
literally
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
has multiple fish in her mouth at once
shark's eat'n good today
literally
shark's eat'n good today
literally
If it makes you feel any better, today's shift was lame.
I always miss the fun it seems.
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If it makes you feel any better, today's shift was lame.
For some reason, I feel like something bad is going to happen.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
For some reason, I feel like something bad is going to happen.
( They won't be dy!ng. Probably. She's supposed to be avoiding that. )
Yeah, we're just going in for some drinks. It'll be fine.
Yeah, we're just going in for some drinks. It'll be fine.
( he could always just put his hands in his eyes at the biting part to avoid seeing the slow death... )
That... is... a good thing, right...? You're defending me and all...!
That... is... a good thing, right...? You're defending me and all...!
Yeah, I'll make sure none of the villains pick on you.
( She WILL be biting. )
( She WILL be biting. )
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
( They won't be dy!ng. Probably. She's supposed to be avoiding that. )
Yeah, we're just going in for some drinks. It'll be fine.
Yeah, we're just going in for some drinks. It'll be fine.
( Surprisingly, despite being drvnk, she does manage to catch it in her mouth )
( Thumbs up! )
( Thumbs up! )
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
( Surprisingly, despite being drvnk, she does manage to catch it in her mouth )
( Thumbs up! )
( Thumbs up! )
Yeah, sounds good.
Hey, throw it at me, I'll catch it in my mouth.
Hey, throw it at me, I'll catch it in my mouth.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Yeah, sounds good.
Hey, throw it at me, I'll catch it in my mouth.
Hey, throw it at me, I'll catch it in my mouth.