Alan Burns
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Alan Burns
@alanburnsie.bsky.social
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
and now they’re kicking away the drawbridge
knowledge and information was a rich person thing, maybe the most rich person thing, for nearly all of human history. it's not now.
wikipedia has democratised all knowledge
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
January 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The sport of football needs 100 Martin Calladines
Earlier this year, a new club-buying app called FC100,000 was launched to considerable unmerited fanfare. It failed to buy Scunthorpe, but promised it would transform football ownership. But sometime in the last fortnight, its website was deleted and one of the two founders resigned.
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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A fun thing to do whenever a manager complains about expected goals is to google their name and "better chances." Sometimes you get something especially beautiful like "At the start of the season you can ignore this and hope it levels itself out"
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
23 😎

But I don’t expect that to change any time soon 😔
How many y’all have visited? I’m up to 14
July 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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A lot of discussion is understandably taking place about the rules on multi-club ownership groups.

The best approach would be to ban them. They have no legitimate purpose - creating two-tier football in pursuit of allowing rich people to buy sporting advantage.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
July 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I think the Catholic Church should do this every day in every city
.@CBS8 in San Diego reports that due to Bishop Michael Pham’s presence in the courtroom, in effect, cases of migrants today were postponed.
June 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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fair play to David Beckham, he queued up for 12 hours for that knighthood 👏🏻
June 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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The bigger question is how someone could lose $34billion in a day and how it likely makes no difference to that individual. What a system.
June 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Match report on a vital win for the Majors last night as they saw off Templeogue United to boost their survival hopes

Goals from:

⚽ Al Kennedy
⚽Jack Keegan
⚽ Rob O'Shea
⚽ Peter Bardon

#lsl #lsllivescore

www.seafordrock.com/seaford-4-1-...
Seaford 4-1 Templeogue United
Seaford restored some hope in their relegation battle with a comprehensive win over Templeogue. It was a frenetic opening at Rockfield Park and only a brilliant block by Brian Murphy prevented the...
www.seafordrock.com
April 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Sports is one of the few arenas where billionaires come up against employees who they cannot easily direct and where they frequently face humiliating outcomes, but it seems never to teach them humility.

Seemingly, by the time you become a billionaire, the damage is irreversible.
January 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM