🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
all i'm sayin' is book-club would be a lot more fun 🤷
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
all i'm sayin' is book-club would be a lot more fun 🤷
saw this'n thought of you 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
saw this'n thought of you 🤣
don't care- still funny.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
don't care- still funny.
side hustle paid off 🤷
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
side hustle paid off 🤷
ok, what will she be doing after she 'retires' in January?
wrong answers only-
wrong answers only-
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ok, what will she be doing after she 'retires' in January?
wrong answers only-
wrong answers only-
I believe in you-
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I believe in you-
it's been a long time since I read it, but I thought there was something about eschewing pigs in the Quran?
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
it's been a long time since I read it, but I thought there was something about eschewing pigs in the Quran?
all I'm sayin' is if there were antipsychotic drugs back in the day...
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
all I'm sayin' is if there were antipsychotic drugs back in the day...
no, you yutz- @schumer.senate.gov- you did the math & chose to cave in the face of uncertain defeat in order to have a bitching point for future use to gin up the crowd.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
no, you yutz- @schumer.senate.gov- you did the math & chose to cave in the face of uncertain defeat in order to have a bitching point for future use to gin up the crowd.
I think I hit a nerve... 🎯
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think I hit a nerve... 🎯
there are people in this world that just need to lighten up.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
there are people in this world that just need to lighten up.
Don't fret- there's other stuff that'll smell worse
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Don't fret- there's other stuff that'll smell worse
Squirrels of the day.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Squirrels of the day.
A bit early to blur here, but curing the season's run is in process- here's cherry cookies trayed and up close'n personal 🥰
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A bit early to blur here, but curing the season's run is in process- here's cherry cookies trayed and up close'n personal 🥰
