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akumeoy.bsky.social
Seeing-eye slut 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️
@akumeoy.bsky.social
world's silliest beaver

Ask me questions: ngl.link/akumeoy

Read my Pokemon LP: https://tinyurl.com/tectoniclp
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Hi! I'm Crystal. She/her. I also go by 'Akumeoy' or 'CWW'. I post about SCPs, Hundred Line, and lesbianism, among other things. I'm a good girl who'd never secretly be bad.

My website is akumeoy.neocities.org, which has my contact info and links to all my stuff.

Free Palestine.
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[VR] Big Tits Shame You're A Super Elite Business Man, And You're Going To Rampage Through Today's Cancel Culture In This VR Video!? Sachiko Has I-Cup Titties, And She'll Teach You Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know About Shameful Practices
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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date outfitsss
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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had a thought i had to get out of my head
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
chomsky got owned so hard by foucault that he was like "shit i gotta get in on that"
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When I was younger I liked to drive places & jack off in my car, but I got the cops called on me once cuz I'd picked a bad spot for it and was acting sus. Pants were on + no boner yet so I was able to talk my way out of it despite the cops clearly knowing I was up to something. Stopped after that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I fully intend to keep LPing unless/until I get laughed off the forum, but I have no idea which game I'll do (beyond that it'll be a Pokemon fangame). There's nothing I'm nearly as passionate about as Tectonic, so it would be less "let me offer a guided tour" and more "come experience this with me".
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
no opinion on jesus of nazareth but theres definitely doomed yuri potential with judas. toxic idk, that's a different vibe.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Bombardier beetles at home
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
visiting friends, having gay sex, eating a whole thing of mini donuts from the corner store, doing an LP. that kind of shit
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
does being the world's silliest beaver count
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i only smoke when im making fun of something by putting "*hits blunt*" in front of it
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
one of each would be ideal
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
depends how many geriatric mfs there are in the senate because I am losing the 1v1 with any reasonably healthy adult
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i think Pokemon Crystal is my favorite. like if I want to play a *good* pokemon game that's what fangames are for, Crystal has the best vibes so it's my favorite mainline game
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think it's gotta be my body, insofar as that counts. getting this far has taken years of suffering and patience and exercising agency that none of my dicking around on the computer really compares to.

if that doesn't count, my LP is the highest effort Good Shit I've made so I'll go with that.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I shave every few days, that's literally it
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's plue
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
some green apple shit i got in a big bottle from walgreens
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
no, I am a 30 year old ipad baby who is addicted to phone
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I dont know a goddamn thing about neopets, do they have like a lazy beaver dyke with a chipped tooth? cuz thats the shit im on rn
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
im not much of an albumhead but here's a rough draft

blue oyster cult - fire of unknown origin
carly rae jepsen - emotion
stevie wonder - songs in the key of life
daft punk - discovery
dj shadow - endtroducing.....
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ngl.link/akumeoy in the mood to answer some questions or respond to whatever weird shit u feel like saying to me. if there's anything you really want a straight answer to now's the time
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November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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crystal funny
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM