Seeing-eye slut 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
@akumeoy.bsky.social
world's silliest beaver
Ask me questions: ngl.link/akumeoy
Read my Pokemon LP: https://tinyurl.com/tectoniclp
Ask me questions: ngl.link/akumeoy
Read my Pokemon LP: https://tinyurl.com/tectoniclp
When I was younger I liked to drive places & jack off in my car, but I got the cops called on me once cuz I'd picked a bad spot for it and was acting sus. Pants were on + no boner yet so I was able to talk my way out of it despite the cops clearly knowing I was up to something. Stopped after that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
When I was younger I liked to drive places & jack off in my car, but I got the cops called on me once cuz I'd picked a bad spot for it and was acting sus. Pants were on + no boner yet so I was able to talk my way out of it despite the cops clearly knowing I was up to something. Stopped after that.
I fully intend to keep LPing unless/until I get laughed off the forum, but I have no idea which game I'll do (beyond that it'll be a Pokemon fangame). There's nothing I'm nearly as passionate about as Tectonic, so it would be less "let me offer a guided tour" and more "come experience this with me".
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I fully intend to keep LPing unless/until I get laughed off the forum, but I have no idea which game I'll do (beyond that it'll be a Pokemon fangame). There's nothing I'm nearly as passionate about as Tectonic, so it would be less "let me offer a guided tour" and more "come experience this with me".
no opinion on jesus of nazareth but theres definitely doomed yuri potential with judas. toxic idk, that's a different vibe.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
no opinion on jesus of nazareth but theres definitely doomed yuri potential with judas. toxic idk, that's a different vibe.
visiting friends, having gay sex, eating a whole thing of mini donuts from the corner store, doing an LP. that kind of shit
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
visiting friends, having gay sex, eating a whole thing of mini donuts from the corner store, doing an LP. that kind of shit
does being the world's silliest beaver count
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
does being the world's silliest beaver count
i only smoke when im making fun of something by putting "*hits blunt*" in front of it
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i only smoke when im making fun of something by putting "*hits blunt*" in front of it
one of each would be ideal
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
one of each would be ideal
depends how many geriatric mfs there are in the senate because I am losing the 1v1 with any reasonably healthy adult
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
depends how many geriatric mfs there are in the senate because I am losing the 1v1 with any reasonably healthy adult
i think Pokemon Crystal is my favorite. like if I want to play a *good* pokemon game that's what fangames are for, Crystal has the best vibes so it's my favorite mainline game
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i think Pokemon Crystal is my favorite. like if I want to play a *good* pokemon game that's what fangames are for, Crystal has the best vibes so it's my favorite mainline game
I think it's gotta be my body, insofar as that counts. getting this far has taken years of suffering and patience and exercising agency that none of my dicking around on the computer really compares to.
if that doesn't count, my LP is the highest effort Good Shit I've made so I'll go with that.
if that doesn't count, my LP is the highest effort Good Shit I've made so I'll go with that.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I think it's gotta be my body, insofar as that counts. getting this far has taken years of suffering and patience and exercising agency that none of my dicking around on the computer really compares to.
if that doesn't count, my LP is the highest effort Good Shit I've made so I'll go with that.
if that doesn't count, my LP is the highest effort Good Shit I've made so I'll go with that.
I shave every few days, that's literally it
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I shave every few days, that's literally it
some green apple shit i got in a big bottle from walgreens
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
some green apple shit i got in a big bottle from walgreens
no, I am a 30 year old ipad baby who is addicted to phone
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
no, I am a 30 year old ipad baby who is addicted to phone
I dont know a goddamn thing about neopets, do they have like a lazy beaver dyke with a chipped tooth? cuz thats the shit im on rn
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I dont know a goddamn thing about neopets, do they have like a lazy beaver dyke with a chipped tooth? cuz thats the shit im on rn
im not much of an albumhead but here's a rough draft
blue oyster cult - fire of unknown origin
carly rae jepsen - emotion
stevie wonder - songs in the key of life
daft punk - discovery
dj shadow - endtroducing.....
blue oyster cult - fire of unknown origin
carly rae jepsen - emotion
stevie wonder - songs in the key of life
daft punk - discovery
dj shadow - endtroducing.....
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
im not much of an albumhead but here's a rough draft
blue oyster cult - fire of unknown origin
carly rae jepsen - emotion
stevie wonder - songs in the key of life
daft punk - discovery
dj shadow - endtroducing.....
blue oyster cult - fire of unknown origin
carly rae jepsen - emotion
stevie wonder - songs in the key of life
daft punk - discovery
dj shadow - endtroducing.....
4 years ago today. for anyone who's wondering, the answer is to make major physical changes to your body & just get way happier in general.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
4 years ago today. for anyone who's wondering, the answer is to make major physical changes to your body & just get way happier in general.
birthday faggotry chart. i don't make the rules
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
birthday faggotry chart. i don't make the rules
how am i supposed to listen to my Smack My Bitch Up without my Orinoco Flow?!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
how am i supposed to listen to my Smack My Bitch Up without my Orinoco Flow?!
she fucks the sword.
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
she fucks the sword.
Chinatown haul
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Chinatown haul