Alucard (悪魔城下町)
@akumajoukamachi.bsky.social
American ex-pat, Japanese salary man, and vampire (not necessarily in that order).
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INFJ, 血液型: B+
趣味は: レトロゲーム、音楽、漫画、アニメ、日本語、フランス語、英語、映画、自然、ハイキング、バイキング。
Games, Music, Anime/Manga, Current Events
Re-posts ≠ endorsement.
INFJ, 血液型: B+
趣味は: レトロゲーム、音楽、漫画、アニメ、日本語、フランス語、英語、映画、自然、ハイキング、バイキング。
Reposted by Alucard (悪魔城下町)
- the original Bond retired, changed his name to Jones, and had a kid who grew up to be an archaeologist
- “ we trained an AI on all the available footage of Bond’s voice!” (this turns out to be the villain, of course)
- Bond is reincarnated as an Old English sheepdog. Hijinks ensue.
- “ we trained an AI on all the available footage of Bond’s voice!” (this turns out to be the villain, of course)
- Bond is reincarnated as an Old English sheepdog. Hijinks ensue.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
- the original Bond retired, changed his name to Jones, and had a kid who grew up to be an archaeologist
- “ we trained an AI on all the available footage of Bond’s voice!” (this turns out to be the villain, of course)
- Bond is reincarnated as an Old English sheepdog. Hijinks ensue.
- “ we trained an AI on all the available footage of Bond’s voice!” (this turns out to be the villain, of course)
- Bond is reincarnated as an Old English sheepdog. Hijinks ensue.
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- Miss Moneypenny’s Ouija board starts moving on its own, spelling out “help me.” She throws it away.
- Bond stagger out from behind the building, his face covered with soot. He coughs. “I’m going to need reconstructive surgery again for sure! At least it keeps me looking younger than 90.”
- Bond stagger out from behind the building, his face covered with soot. He coughs. “I’m going to need reconstructive surgery again for sure! At least it keeps me looking younger than 90.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
- Miss Moneypenny’s Ouija board starts moving on its own, spelling out “help me.” She throws it away.
- Bond stagger out from behind the building, his face covered with soot. He coughs. “I’m going to need reconstructive surgery again for sure! At least it keeps me looking younger than 90.”
- Bond stagger out from behind the building, his face covered with soot. He coughs. “I’m going to need reconstructive surgery again for sure! At least it keeps me looking younger than 90.”
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- all they find of Bond is his pinky finger. It has regenerative power powers, and grows into a new Bond. This one has a different face though.
- his coffin wound up on the Genesis planet
- secret agent monks must go on a mystical quest to find the child who is Bond’s reincarnation
- his coffin wound up on the Genesis planet
- secret agent monks must go on a mystical quest to find the child who is Bond’s reincarnation
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
- all they find of Bond is his pinky finger. It has regenerative power powers, and grows into a new Bond. This one has a different face though.
- his coffin wound up on the Genesis planet
- secret agent monks must go on a mystical quest to find the child who is Bond’s reincarnation
- his coffin wound up on the Genesis planet
- secret agent monks must go on a mystical quest to find the child who is Bond’s reincarnation
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- Bond’s ghost can only communicate with one person. It’s a bungling low level intern from the IT department. They must team up and work together.
- “ thanks for the explosion repellent undershirt you made me, Q, they would’ve got me without it”
- “no, that was my twin brother, Johnny Bond.”
- “ thanks for the explosion repellent undershirt you made me, Q, they would’ve got me without it”
- “no, that was my twin brother, Johnny Bond.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
- Bond’s ghost can only communicate with one person. It’s a bungling low level intern from the IT department. They must team up and work together.
- “ thanks for the explosion repellent undershirt you made me, Q, they would’ve got me without it”
- “no, that was my twin brother, Johnny Bond.”
- “ thanks for the explosion repellent undershirt you made me, Q, they would’ve got me without it”
- “no, that was my twin brother, Johnny Bond.”
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- Bond was a vampire and he will be restored as soon as he can find the healing power of the blood of a virgin.
- Bond is kept cryogenically frozen for 500 years until science is advanced enough to heal his injuries. Now he must deal with life in the future.
- Bond is kept cryogenically frozen for 500 years until science is advanced enough to heal his injuries. Now he must deal with life in the future.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
- Bond was a vampire and he will be restored as soon as he can find the healing power of the blood of a virgin.
- Bond is kept cryogenically frozen for 500 years until science is advanced enough to heal his injuries. Now he must deal with life in the future.
- Bond is kept cryogenically frozen for 500 years until science is advanced enough to heal his injuries. Now he must deal with life in the future.
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- At the pearly gates, Bond is informed that he cannot enter heaven until he can do one selfless deed without trying to sleep with a hot babe. He is doomed to wander the Earth, this is going to take a while.
- an agent thinks Bond’s spirit may be inhabiting his antique car. Beep twice to say yes.
- an agent thinks Bond’s spirit may be inhabiting his antique car. Beep twice to say yes.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
- At the pearly gates, Bond is informed that he cannot enter heaven until he can do one selfless deed without trying to sleep with a hot babe. He is doomed to wander the Earth, this is going to take a while.
- an agent thinks Bond’s spirit may be inhabiting his antique car. Beep twice to say yes.
- an agent thinks Bond’s spirit may be inhabiting his antique car. Beep twice to say yes.
Man, I don't even live in Tokyo and I'm pissed off.
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Man, I don't even live in Tokyo and I'm pissed off.