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Kristi Payne
@akristipayne.bsky.social
She/her/hers,🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️/✊🏿✊🏾ally, marketing VP, equestrian, free thinker, holder of regionally unpopular opinions. Roll tide.
Now you’re cookin’ with gas! Manifesting this for you 🧘🏼‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Could see you swapping in something intentionally discordant (bold patterned tights and combat boots?) to OWN the oddity of the cut/style.
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You’d eat that up.
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Awesome! Enjoy the chaos leading up to your big, happy moment. Best wishes!!
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Fuck yeah.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I understand. I'm sorry.
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The services that offer compounded GLP-1 meds via teledoc type appointments and check-ins? My daughter is using one and getting her meds for around $200/month without working through insurance.
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Heyyyy babes... I'm sorry "mean brain" is taking you down this path today but please know that not a single other soul believes any of this about you. You are such a beautiful bright light in my online experience every day and I don't like anyone being hateful to that girl.
Have you looked into...
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever had one of their beers, and this doesn’t exactly encourage me to want to try 😅
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Reaction video, please.
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Have you seen the Sonic commercial with the coke that has jalapeños in it? This may be worse than that.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Happy to report they still slap. I always THINK I remember how good they are until I take the first bite and realize my memory wasn’t giving them nearly enough credit.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ao good. And the empanadas are to die for.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
UPDATE: an impromptu date night at Cayo Coco has materialized tonight! I’m going to be ruined after this week.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
No, yesterday I was like WHY CAN NOBODY FUCKING PARK ANYMORE?

Vaxxed????
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The completely unimpressed dog 😂
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Also, apparently,Ty.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM