oh i thought this was an apt lobbyist pun 😶

calling it now: this US Pavilion selection is a chaotic, corrupt scandal and a disgrace, and anyone not investigating and reporting it as such is normalizing ideological and cronyist poison as American cultural policy. In an even slightly more just world, it would be abandoned in shame.

I miss old Twitter, where we could yell at brands. I could have had this sorted out with a handful of tweets and DMs by now, back in the old days.

oh my burning question is, what poor sap(s) let these two dipshits couch-surf at their place while they catfished various zoom calls

"i'm 81 years old. i haven't won an election in thirty years. you should listen to me for... reasons"

Use your markers with gusto or they’ll dry on their own sad and unused, ime, imo

I look forward to hiring a Chief AI Officer whose job will be to just tell anyone who suggests using AI for anything to shut the fuck up.