The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela
@akachela.bsky.social
Chaotic good professional hater // she/her
Asimov would LOVE this
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Asimov would LOVE this
Anyway. Paws up, little monsters (they did not have to roast me by saying it was a 2020 flashback, the year I listened to Chromatica on repeat to disassociate to lol)
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Anyway. Paws up, little monsters (they did not have to roast me by saying it was a 2020 flashback, the year I listened to Chromatica on repeat to disassociate to lol)
gee whatever should I buy with this windfall
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
gee whatever should I buy with this windfall
Discovered ANOTHER library (Buffalo/Erie County) available to all NYS residents. My Libby power grows stronger!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Discovered ANOTHER library (Buffalo/Erie County) available to all NYS residents. My Libby power grows stronger!!
On this space mission where you're the stupidest person on board considered "expendable" we'll make your dumbass mind the only one recoverable in an emergency. WHYYYY
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
On this space mission where you're the stupidest person on board considered "expendable" we'll make your dumbass mind the only one recoverable in an emergency. WHYYYY
lol. lmao. you did the grey laminate special and couldn't even put some contact paper over the formica cabinets?!
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
lol. lmao. you did the grey laminate special and couldn't even put some contact paper over the formica cabinets?!
THIS IS THE MAN WHO WON'T TRUST VACCINES???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
THIS IS THE MAN WHO WON'T TRUST VACCINES???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
OKAY THIS IS THE LAST STRAW AI, GO TO HELL AND DIE DEAD
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
OKAY THIS IS THE LAST STRAW AI, GO TO HELL AND DIE DEAD
I sent my BFF the signed vinyl from her store a few days ago and this was his response
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I sent my BFF the signed vinyl from her store a few days ago and this was his response
✨ grand and miraculous spaceship 🌐
💛🧡💜💙
💛🧡💜💙
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
✨ grand and miraculous spaceship 🌐
💛🧡💜💙
💛🧡💜💙
Y'all want to see the worst car to exist
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Y'all want to see the worst car to exist
I had $55 left on my Disney CC rewards cash and this was $40 for an oz SOOOO
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I had $55 left on my Disney CC rewards cash and this was $40 for an oz SOOOO
Did the monorail crawl, then the Jaleo experience which was an insane amount of food, currently drinking Puerto Rican coconut moonshine, 100/10 night despite the minor panic attack
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Did the monorail crawl, then the Jaleo experience which was an insane amount of food, currently drinking Puerto Rican coconut moonshine, 100/10 night despite the minor panic attack
Lest you think I was joking
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Lest you think I was joking
I am CRYING 😭🤣 had dinner tonight at a *Michelin* restaurant and the amuse bouche had gluten so my mom and I got "fresh crudite with ranch" PLEASEEEE this is the funniest gluten free item I've ever been served
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I am CRYING 😭🤣 had dinner tonight at a *Michelin* restaurant and the amuse bouche had gluten so my mom and I got "fresh crudite with ranch" PLEASEEEE this is the funniest gluten free item I've ever been served
Bad news turns out all I needed to feel happy again was walking around Epcot all day eating and vibing and two visits to the adult only cocktail bar in spaceship earth
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Bad news turns out all I needed to feel happy again was walking around Epcot all day eating and vibing and two visits to the adult only cocktail bar in spaceship earth
The social contract is that Florida gives me warmth and in return I overlook how batshit crazy the entire state is. THEY ARE NOT HOLDING UP THEIR END OF THE BARGAIN
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The social contract is that Florida gives me warmth and in return I overlook how batshit crazy the entire state is. THEY ARE NOT HOLDING UP THEIR END OF THE BARGAIN
Only in Florida 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Only in Florida 🤣
When public transit is easily accessible people can get better jobs that produce economic value and have more money to spend on items fueling the economy and pay more taxes into the system funding the free buses
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When public transit is easily accessible people can get better jobs that produce economic value and have more money to spend on items fueling the economy and pay more taxes into the system funding the free buses
This flight has everything...delays. Asks to gatecheck bags. A man wearing too much cologne. Screaming children.
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This flight has everything...delays. Asks to gatecheck bags. A man wearing too much cologne. Screaming children.
How it feels living in the only suburb in Monroe county with a town supervisor election who didn't manage to oust their GOP incumbent yesterday
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
How it feels living in the only suburb in Monroe county with a town supervisor election who didn't manage to oust their GOP incumbent yesterday
Greg Abbot vs the entire state of NY
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Greg Abbot vs the entire state of NY
I don't know what to make of this autocorrect
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don't know what to make of this autocorrect