The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela
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Chaotic good professional hater // she/her
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"average person commits 3 heresies a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person commits 0 heresies per year. American Evangelical Georg, who lives in cave & commits over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"average person commits 3 heresies a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person commits 0 heresies per year. American Evangelical Georg, who lives in cave & commits over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
It's that time of year where I become a menace by singing the Burger King lyrics every time I hear Carol of the Bells share.google/psK6Cr3ocFth...
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December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It's that time of year where I become a menace by singing the Burger King lyrics every time I hear Carol of the Bells share.google/psK6Cr3ocFth...
So she definitely slapped them with a lawsuit and they did this because NBC owns the rights to that clip, not her. Childish.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So she definitely slapped them with a lawsuit and they did this because NBC owns the rights to that clip, not her. Childish.
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heaven forbid a woman do the needful
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
heaven forbid a woman do the needful
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
"The relationship soured" is a funny way to say scumbag ass slumlord Lyjha Wilton stole their recipes and the restaurant out from under them and called ICE on them in 2013 and everrrrryone in town knew it
This is heartbreaking. Many people know this family. His case illustrates how hard it is for people to get legal status, no matter what they do.
ICE detains local businessman and La Casa founder in alleged sting
Omar Ramos Jimenez, 50, is originally from Mexico and has lived in Rochester since 2004. He and his wife founded and ran La Casa on Alexander Street and, before that, operated La Placita at the Public...
www.wxxinews.org
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"The relationship soured" is a funny way to say scumbag ass slumlord Lyjha Wilton stole their recipes and the restaurant out from under them and called ICE on them in 2013 and everrrrryone in town knew it
Asimov would LOVE this
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Asimov would LOVE this
Somebody watched The Core on acid!
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust https://gizmodo.com/palmer-luckey-wants-to-take-war-beneath-the-earths-crust-2000695764
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust
"People think it's some kind of crazy, crazy, nutty thing," said Luckey.
gizmodo.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Somebody watched The Core on acid!
I think we need to make drugs more illegal
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think we need to make drugs more illegal
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
...does Amazon not deliver their own packages?! What the fuck are all those trucks I see? Is this just Bezos blackmail for the few that are delivered by USPS?
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
...does Amazon not deliver their own packages?! What the fuck are all those trucks I see? Is this just Bezos blackmail for the few that are delivered by USPS?
I am a strong independent woman but also tonight when I went to put my boots on to take my garbage out and my dad said "I'll get it" I went "OMG thank you!!" and watched him pull it to the curb. Model daughter right here.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I am a strong independent woman but also tonight when I went to put my boots on to take my garbage out and my dad said "I'll get it" I went "OMG thank you!!" and watched him pull it to the curb. Model daughter right here.
I hate citing social media personalities but I saw an IG reel that said "if we bombed every boat carrying cocaine, Miami would be gone" and that really makes the double standard stick out
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I hate citing social media personalities but I saw an IG reel that said "if we bombed every boat carrying cocaine, Miami would be gone" and that really makes the double standard stick out
Me: maybe this December will be calm and I can get my life together after the last two insane months
Work:
Work:
a woman is standing in a kitchen with the words `` dont forget the tupperware '' written on the screen .
ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen with the words `` dont forget the tupperware '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me: maybe this December will be calm and I can get my life together after the last two insane months
Work:
Work:
it's extremely funny that the "gas is too expensive" crowd and the "I want a car with less fuel efficiency" crowd in a Venn diagram is a circle. Maybe if you got more than 12MPG it wouldn't cost you $100 to fill up.
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it's extremely funny that the "gas is too expensive" crowd and the "I want a car with less fuel efficiency" crowd in a Venn diagram is a circle. Maybe if you got more than 12MPG it wouldn't cost you $100 to fill up.
Making "white" the color of the year in this political environment certainly was a choice!
pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Making "white" the color of the year in this political environment certainly was a choice!
Feeling very morally righteous reading all the "boycott spotify" posts knowing I cancelled my paid subscription when they signed Joe Rogan for $200M in 2020
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Feeling very morally righteous reading all the "boycott spotify" posts knowing I cancelled my paid subscription when they signed Joe Rogan for $200M in 2020
The combined vortex of suck may just create a new black hole
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The combined vortex of suck may just create a new black hole
no no, it makes total sense to schedule a 1.5 hour rehearsal for a 1.5 hour presentation, no one will have questions or edits and we definitely won't end up going fifteen minutes over
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
no no, it makes total sense to schedule a 1.5 hour rehearsal for a 1.5 hour presentation, no one will have questions or edits and we definitely won't end up going fifteen minutes over
Do I become my HOA's worst nightmare this winter because they didn't plow the driveways when the NWS says we got 2.9" of snow but the threshold is 3"
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Do I become my HOA's worst nightmare this winter because they didn't plow the driveways when the NWS says we got 2.9" of snow but the threshold is 3"
The more you decenter men in your life, the more exhausting your boy crazy single friends become
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The more you decenter men in your life, the more exhausting your boy crazy single friends become
A doc once tried to prescribe an antibiotic I'm allergic to. I didn't even know Wegmans kept that on file. They caught it, called the doc *for me* and got a new med. I had no idea until they called me and said "we've taken care of the new script, it's ready for pickup!"
I usually like to use independent pharmacies, but after two in a row got shut down and prosecuted for Medicare fraud and a third just couldn't source my drugs with any regularity, we tried Wegmans and they really are the best of both worlds
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A doc once tried to prescribe an antibiotic I'm allergic to. I didn't even know Wegmans kept that on file. They caught it, called the doc *for me* and got a new med. I had no idea until they called me and said "we've taken care of the new script, it's ready for pickup!"
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Just checked my email and you're never gonna believe this, but Cyber Monday is being extended
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Just checked my email and you're never gonna believe this, but Cyber Monday is being extended
oh my god the theme of today is "I don't need AI, I need the people who I am asking things of to have fucking reading comprehension"
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
oh my god the theme of today is "I don't need AI, I need the people who I am asking things of to have fucking reading comprehension"