John
@ahumblehenchman.bsky.social
Striving to be all titty and no litty
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Pinned
I was so hungry I immediately passed out after eating and now my whole afternoon of productivity has been ruined 🧍
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I was so hungry I immediately passed out after eating and now my whole afternoon of productivity has been ruined 🧍
Sooooo was no one gonna mention Miss Rosalía beat Taylor Swifts record for most streams in a week? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sooooo was no one gonna mention Miss Rosalía beat Taylor Swifts record for most streams in a week? 👀
I downloaded Archer solely because of the David Archuleta ads 🧍 don’t let me down king
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I downloaded Archer solely because of the David Archuleta ads 🧍 don’t let me down king
Now playing: hot demon detective with black cat side kick who writes in my journal for me
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Now playing: hot demon detective with black cat side kick who writes in my journal for me
Found a game where you are a supernatural detective made by Atlus?? 👀 it’s downloading
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Found a game where you are a supernatural detective made by Atlus?? 👀 it’s downloading
I hate when guys only a few years older than me call me young and that I’ll grow out of wanting to go out and dance 🧍 girl, no I won’t. It brings me so much joy sober or not.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I hate when guys only a few years older than me call me young and that I’ll grow out of wanting to go out and dance 🧍 girl, no I won’t. It brings me so much joy sober or not.
Chores are barely getting done 😮💨 very distracted
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Chores are barely getting done 😮💨 very distracted
Another day of chores and cleaning the house! This is my cleaning outfit if anyone would like to hire my services 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Another day of chores and cleaning the house! This is my cleaning outfit if anyone would like to hire my services 🤭
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People are so individualistic and antisocial nowadays they don’t even wanna get up at 6am to work a bullshit office job for minimum wage and make their boss rich 😡😡😡
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
People are so individualistic and antisocial nowadays they don’t even wanna get up at 6am to work a bullshit office job for minimum wage and make their boss rich 😡😡😡
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I love gay culture
Currently trapped in the pull section of the gym with a guy I used to f*ck, a guy I tried unsuccessfully to f*ck, and I new guy I want to f*ck 🙃🙃🙃
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I love gay culture
Excited to rest easy today 😌
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Excited to rest easy today 😌
Another year of falling in love with Dreamstate ✨ truly remains high on my list cause the people are what make the rave, and these people are wonderful 🫶
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Another year of falling in love with Dreamstate ✨ truly remains high on my list cause the people are what make the rave, and these people are wonderful 🫶
Went with Dreamstate colors today ✨
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Went with Dreamstate colors today ✨
Tired but excited to do it all over again
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tired but excited to do it all over again
Day 1 was a success 🫡 prepping for day two
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Day 1 was a success 🫡 prepping for day two
Tipsy and need a boy STAT
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tipsy and need a boy STAT
If any cuties are going to Dreamstate, this is the fit today! Say hi 🥰
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If any cuties are going to Dreamstate, this is the fit today! Say hi 🥰
Some light yoga and 100 push-ups and we are so back 🥰
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Some light yoga and 100 push-ups and we are so back 🥰
Yall got me feeling EXTRA h this morning 😮💨
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Yall got me feeling EXTRA h this morning 😮💨
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Dominant men with a soft, cuddly side 🔥
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Dominant men with a soft, cuddly side 🔥
It’s fucking COLD. Who’s cuddling 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It’s fucking COLD. Who’s cuddling 🥺
My docs haven’t seen this much action in months
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My docs haven’t seen this much action in months
Sobbing. For the better
We’re off to see the wizard
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sobbing. For the better
We’re off to see the wizard
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We’re off to see the wizard
I can’t WAIT to get back to the gym 😤 all yall hotties are making me want to go hard this winter
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I can’t WAIT to get back to the gym 😤 all yall hotties are making me want to go hard this winter