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Gay John
@gayjohn.bsky.social
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There are lot of guys named John and a lot of gay people…but I’m both NYC
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Shut up loser you weren’t supposed to see this
That pic should be an official whiteclaw advertisement
Straight boy bachelor party highlights include Gay John taking a sake water gun down his throat better than all the other bros:
They should’ve never added the ability to push your seat back into someone’s face on a plane. Does it even make a difference ???
Bachelor party has turned into “watch the bachelor’s favorite anime” and I’m not mad
I (am in) love (with) you
Bloomfies I had a really amazing weekend with the boys and I go home tomorrow and I be posting some more updates as I’m trying to be in the moment now but anyways I love Bluesky so much
Fav straight boy bachelor party quotes so far:
“You guys wanna get some raw meat?”
“The constitution is a terribly written document”
“John ordered dominoes and found some gay guys”
That’s RIGHT we gotta stop this nonsense on bsky 😘😘
I will do everything (if he’s mysterious I’m taking the pill)
I can’t even keep up with all the “it’s my balls” jokes with these straight boyzzzzz
Thought of u my flo rida king !!
GOOD! Did u see any K-pop demon hunters ?
When u move to n y c
Yeah I’m right here 🙄
Beers with da boys are the best beers
Bloomfies, I need your support now more than ever…
I’m on my flight to Florida for a STRAIGHT BRO BACHELOR PARTY WEEKEND LET’S GOOOOOO 💅