John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 🎅
@ahumblehenchman.bsky.social
Striving to be all titty and maybe a little litty
LA 🏳️🌈
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Ok, popped off with this one Susan
Heard it was thirsty Thursday and I’m THIRSTY
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Heard it was thirsty Thursday and I’m THIRSTY
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I would love to not think about or hear any mention of AI for just one day like please shut uppppp
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I would love to not think about or hear any mention of AI for just one day like please shut uppppp
Experiencing levels of horniness and desperation for a man I thought not possible 😵💫😮💨
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Experiencing levels of horniness and desperation for a man I thought not possible 😵💫😮💨
I WILL hear back from my interview today 😤
I WILL hear back from my interview today 😤
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I WILL hear back from my interview today 😤
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Just waiting for the second cup of coffee to kick in 🧘🏻♂️
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just waiting for the second cup of coffee to kick in 🧘🏻♂️
Oh hello hotties 🥰 a very good morning to yall
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Oh hello hotties 🥰 a very good morning to yall
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Still getting in my 100 pushups even if it’s late 😤 making my chest/back bigger to make my waist sluttier
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Still getting in my 100 pushups even if it’s late 😤 making my chest/back bigger to make my waist sluttier
Still getting in my 100 pushups even if it’s late 😤 making my chest/back bigger to make my waist sluttier
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Still getting in my 100 pushups even if it’s late 😤 making my chest/back bigger to make my waist sluttier
New TFT season!! Let’s duo 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
New TFT season!! Let’s duo 🥰
Watched Arcane finale with my roomies. Yes I ugly cried again
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Watched Arcane finale with my roomies. Yes I ugly cried again
Ego Death at a Bachelor party has been on REPEAT this week
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ego Death at a Bachelor party has been on REPEAT this week
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Men don’t have a listening age because men don’t listen
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Men don’t have a listening age because men don’t listen
I WILL hear back from my interview today 😤
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I WILL hear back from my interview today 😤
He let me down
I downloaded Archer solely because of the David Archuleta ads 🧍 don’t let me down king
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
He let me down
Sometimes I wish I got the Fortnite brain rot instead of league cause yall seem to have more fun
a black and white photo of a man smoking a cigarette while sitting in a car .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man smoking a cigarette while sitting in a car .
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December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Sometimes I wish I got the Fortnite brain rot instead of league cause yall seem to have more fun
Did someone say something?
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Did someone say something?
🔒 for hottie 🤭
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
🔒 for hottie 🤭
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Show me your titties
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Show me your titties
Saw 100 nights of Hero at an early screening and it was super cute! Not really sure why Charli was there, but love her
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Saw 100 nights of Hero at an early screening and it was super cute! Not really sure why Charli was there, but love her
Really need to start hitting the gym again
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Really need to start hitting the gym again
All I want for Christmas is a job where I can sustain myself again 🎄
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
All I want for Christmas is a job where I can sustain myself again 🎄
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hate mondays.
love cum.
love cum.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
hate mondays.
love cum.
love cum.
In honor of surviving Black Friday, here is me taking photos drunk after returning home post-8 hour shift + clubbing
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In honor of surviving Black Friday, here is me taking photos drunk after returning home post-8 hour shift + clubbing
Good morning hottiesss. I really need to cut the alcohol officially now, I ALWAYS regret it in the morning
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Good morning hottiesss. I really need to cut the alcohol officially now, I ALWAYS regret it in the morning