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I apologize to Lake Zurich kids. I was not familiar with your game.
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I apologize to Lake Zurich kids. I was not familiar with your game.
The Newspaper (Ray Bradbury, 1947)
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
June 13,1952
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The Newspaper (Ray Bradbury, 1947)
Newly-divorced Brooke Josephson (neè Gieger)….
Hello.
Hello.
"Singer and actress Brooke Josephson has confirmed she and her husband, TV producer Barry Josephson, are going through a divorce. *** Barry’s name appeared in the Epstein files"
Singer announces divorce from husband after he appears in Epstein files
The couple had not publicly announced their divorce, however the singer said "recent events" led her to revealing the divorce.
www.mlive.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Newly-divorced Brooke Josephson (neè Gieger)….
Hello.
Hello.
In my capacity as Mayor of Chicago I declare that for the rest of this year, kids from Lake Zurich get to say that they are from Chicago.
We’ve adopted you.
We’ve adopted you.
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
In my capacity as Mayor of Chicago I declare that for the rest of this year, kids from Lake Zurich get to say that they are from Chicago.
We’ve adopted you.
We’ve adopted you.
Pluribus (V Gilligan, 2025-2026)
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Pluribus (V Gilligan, 2025-2026)
I didn’t even realize this is Chicago (anyone know which high school? Lane Tech?)
Chicago >>>>>
Brown hoodie kid, I’ll buy you an oz of whatever 🔥 you want.
Chicago >>>>>
Brown hoodie kid, I’ll buy you an oz of whatever 🔥 you want.
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I didn’t even realize this is Chicago (anyone know which high school? Lane Tech?)
Chicago >>>>>
Brown hoodie kid, I’ll buy you an oz of whatever 🔥 you want.
Chicago >>>>>
Brown hoodie kid, I’ll buy you an oz of whatever 🔥 you want.
The kids are alright.
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The kids are alright.
Not all heroes wear capes.
It appears someone hacked into a Chicago Department of Transportation traffic sign in the Loop to display vulgar messages about President Trump and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Traffic sign in downtown Chicago displays vulgar messages about Trump, ICE
It appears someone hacked into a Chicago Department of Transportation traffic sign in the Loop to display vulgar messages about President Trump and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
www.cbsnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
🎶The moon economy is booming….
While Whitey’s on the moon. 🎶
While Whitey’s on the moon. 🎶
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
🎶The moon economy is booming….
While Whitey’s on the moon. 🎶
While Whitey’s on the moon. 🎶
Has anyone done the dude looking at the elevator camera claiming how he always respects women with Fetterman’s face?
Fetterman: "I met with Secretary Noem. I've always treated her with respect. I refuse and never will engage in the kinds of sexist terms like 'ICE Barbie' that the left media will use."
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Has anyone done the dude looking at the elevator camera claiming how he always respects women with Fetterman’s face?
I’m sorry but we lost Mox and John Doe Jersey in a single day? I can’t take it.
Bud Cort, the actor best known for playing Harold in the 1971 comedy “Harold and Maude,” has died at 77.
Bud Cort, Who Starred in 1971’s ‘Harold and Maude,’ Dies at 77
The role, one of his first, made him a household name and a film idol of the anti-establishment 1970s. But it also limited his growth as an actor.
nyti.ms
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I’m sorry but we lost Mox and John Doe Jersey in a single day? I can’t take it.
Bondi’s speech affect reminds me so much of Parker Posey in the latest season of White Lotus.
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Bondi’s speech affect reminds me so much of Parker Posey in the latest season of White Lotus.
A rotisserie chicken costs like $8 and can feed a family (if you add sides). This is boomer bait.
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
A rotisserie chicken costs like $8 and can feed a family (if you add sides). This is boomer bait.
@raskin.house.gov should read the files out loud on the house floor. He should do it for days on end.
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
@raskin.house.gov should read the files out loud on the house floor. He should do it for days on end.
Ricketts? The family that owns The Cubs?
Ricketts: "No face masks -- we're seen a huge increase in attacks on our ICE agents. There's been 180 vehicle attacks. Overall attacks on DHS are up 8,000%. There's many so many doxxings of officers they've had to set up a tip line. This is very very serious."
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Ricketts? The family that owns The Cubs?
Megan McArdle: Look you KNOW I don’t think 50 year old men should be having sex with 9 year olds
Ross Douthat: of course.
MM: BUT!!
Ross Douthat: of course.
MM: BUT!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Megan McArdle: Look you KNOW I don’t think 50 year old men should be having sex with 9 year olds
Ross Douthat: of course.
MM: BUT!!
Ross Douthat: of course.
MM: BUT!!
<Hans Grüber voice>
“The laws that cannot be broken are broken automatically in the event of a racist pogrom. You ask for a miracle, I give the D. H. S.”
“The laws that cannot be broken are broken automatically in the event of a racist pogrom. You ask for a miracle, I give the D. H. S.”
What a disgrace.
ICE may have handed a suspect in the largest jewelry heist in American history a free pass by deporting him before he ever faced trial.
This is the result of Stephen Miller’s chaos. Reckless mismanagement that undermines public safety and makes a mockery of the justice system.
ICE may have handed a suspect in the largest jewelry heist in American history a free pass by deporting him before he ever faced trial.
This is the result of Stephen Miller’s chaos. Reckless mismanagement that undermines public safety and makes a mockery of the justice system.
Prosecutors stunned as ICE lets suspect in $100m jewelry heist leave US
Jeson Nelon Presilla Flores, charged with stalking armored truck in 2022, allowed to self-deport to South America
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
<Hans Grüber voice>
“The laws that cannot be broken are broken automatically in the event of a racist pogrom. You ask for a miracle, I give the D. H. S.”
“The laws that cannot be broken are broken automatically in the event of a racist pogrom. You ask for a miracle, I give the D. H. S.”
Excuse me, Chicago has entered the chat.
I agree, considering that California has the best Mexican food pound for pound in the country
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Idk, I’m from California and I eat a ton of Mexican food and I have never encountered olives in the Mexican food here
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Excuse me, Chicago has entered the chat.
Shapiro is just as much of a gutter racist white-nationalist as Carlson or Fuentes, he just disagrees about who counts as white. Stop falling for this.
In an interview with David Remnick, Ben Shapiro discusses his break with figures like Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens, and why he condemns President Trump as corrupt yet sticks with him. www.newyorker.com/news/the-new...
Ben Shapiro Is Waging Battle Inside the MAGA Movement
In an interview with David Remnick, Ben Shapiro discusses his break with figures like Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens, and why he condemns President Trump as corrupt yet sticks with him.
www.newyorker.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Shapiro is just as much of a gutter racist white-nationalist as Carlson or Fuentes, he just disagrees about who counts as white. Stop falling for this.
Where’s Carl Haiisen when you need him.
When temperatures in Florida dipped below 50 degrees, cold-stunned iguanas began to lose consciousness and fall out of trees.
For some conservationists and state officials, it was the perfect time to humanely kill one of the state’s most invasive pests.
For some conservationists and state officials, it was the perfect time to humanely kill one of the state’s most invasive pests.
As cold-stunned invasive iguanas fall from trees, Floridians scoop them up for killing
These cold-blooded reptiles’ nervous systems shut down when temperatures dip into the 40s and below. This time, that meant killing season.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Where’s Carl Haiisen when you need him.
Two anthropomorphic immigrant mice from different ethnic stereotypes fall in love despite ancient hatred between their peoples.
Heated Fivelry
Heated Fivelry
Two epistemologists who keep coming up with reasons that undermine one another's claims know only one thing: their love for one another.
Defeated rivalry
Defeated rivalry
at a caber-tossing competition, two kilted competitors close the distance between each other
Yeeted Rivalry.
Yeeted Rivalry.
February 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Two anthropomorphic immigrant mice from different ethnic stereotypes fall in love despite ancient hatred between their peoples.
Heated Fivelry
Heated Fivelry
Everything about this delivery is devastating. The even-keeled tone. The ache of “we know enough.” Is there a Grammy for best comment at an open political forum?
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Everything about this delivery is devastating. The even-keeled tone. The ache of “we know enough.” Is there a Grammy for best comment at an open political forum?
Baker is trying to post his way into the “Hot Dog Suit Guy” hall of fame.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Baker is trying to post his way into the “Hot Dog Suit Guy” hall of fame.
Just give me all of Bezos’ assets. Trust me. In 6 months The Washington Post will be the best news org in the world.
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Just give me all of Bezos’ assets. Trust me. In 6 months The Washington Post will be the best news org in the world.
She got Bars.
Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
She got Bars.