Puck's Infernal Flea Market and BBQ
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They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 39🔞
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Lmaooo not in the upcoming week it seems. It's gonna be rainy as hell.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Lmaooo not in the upcoming week it seems. It's gonna be rainy as hell.
I just found the story. What the fuck??? Laughing about scratching your ass on someone's ancestors is some shit
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I just found the story. What the fuck??? Laughing about scratching your ass on someone's ancestors is some shit
When Jennifer Lawrence WHAT?
but if I go stamping my butthole onto a church I get arrested 😒
but if I go stamping my butthole onto a church I get arrested 😒
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
When Jennifer Lawrence WHAT?
but if I go stamping my butthole onto a church I get arrested 😒
but if I go stamping my butthole onto a church I get arrested 😒
Gwyneth, I can't keep pinching the bridge of my nose this hard. I'm getting wrinkles.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Gwyneth, I can't keep pinching the bridge of my nose this hard. I'm getting wrinkles.
Eventually I'll have one, but right now the pasta machine i can afford is an old wine bottle for a rolling pin 😅
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Eventually I'll have one, but right now the pasta machine i can afford is an old wine bottle for a rolling pin 😅
Pull n Peel Twizzlers were an enrichment activity for me allowing me the thrill of chewing a loose power cord like a rabbit without the risk of electrocution.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Pull n Peel Twizzlers were an enrichment activity for me allowing me the thrill of chewing a loose power cord like a rabbit without the risk of electrocution.
Probably malloreddus, I'm thinking. I'm not rolling into sheets by hand, you can't make me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Probably malloreddus, I'm thinking. I'm not rolling into sheets by hand, you can't make me.
Its too fucking hot for it for the next week or so.
I'm already a cranky bitch, I am not dealing with dough in this humidity I will end up on a wanted poster.
I'm already a cranky bitch, I am not dealing with dough in this humidity I will end up on a wanted poster.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Its too fucking hot for it for the next week or so.
I'm already a cranky bitch, I am not dealing with dough in this humidity I will end up on a wanted poster.
I'm already a cranky bitch, I am not dealing with dough in this humidity I will end up on a wanted poster.
Nobody could explain to me why this was okay but finger counting wasn't. Lmao. Like okay now I'm counting on the paper, problem solved
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Nobody could explain to me why this was okay but finger counting wasn't. Lmao. Like okay now I'm counting on the paper, problem solved
Please help me maths people. 😭
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Please help me maths people. 😭
Oh I would never. Lmao. I can definitely see how the dentist is scary as hell on so many fronts, and you don't get to choose your phobias.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oh I would never. Lmao. I can definitely see how the dentist is scary as hell on so many fronts, and you don't get to choose your phobias.
This is really helpful. The dentist is okay with me staying in the room, so that was the plan.
I've taken over the appointment making as well.
I've taken over the appointment making as well.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is really helpful. The dentist is okay with me staying in the room, so that was the plan.
I've taken over the appointment making as well.
I've taken over the appointment making as well.
Boooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Boooooooo
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I do not have words. Thank you. Seriously. 😭
I do not have words. Thank you. Seriously. 😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
$454.72/2316.22
I do not have words. Thank you. Seriously. 😭
I do not have words. Thank you. Seriously. 😭