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They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 39🔞
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In the next few weeks I'm going to be offering silly little sketches for around 5-10 nz bucks so I can pay this silly little ambulance bill.
You want a little something of your choice drawn by someone insane?
Watch this space while I work out some details
You want a little something of your choice drawn by someone insane?
Watch this space while I work out some details
This whare is certified vampire free right now.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This whare is certified vampire free right now.
Sure I may be at a low point in my personal life, but my garlic came out of the ground today and it's huuuuge. I also snipped off the scapes for salad.
Feel like pure shit but at least I've months worth of garlic.
Feel like pure shit but at least I've months worth of garlic.
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sure I may be at a low point in my personal life, but my garlic came out of the ground today and it's huuuuge. I also snipped off the scapes for salad.
Feel like pure shit but at least I've months worth of garlic.
Feel like pure shit but at least I've months worth of garlic.
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can you share this ?
hey you hey hey hey !!!
hey can you share this ???
ive been building an independent journalism platform and raising the bar .... and ive been doing it without corporations , advertisements, or money
SHARES HELP SO MUCH
MY WORK IS SO PRETTY AND FREE
im trans haha
ok bye
hey you hey hey hey !!!
hey can you share this ???
ive been building an independent journalism platform and raising the bar .... and ive been doing it without corporations , advertisements, or money
SHARES HELP SO MUCH
MY WORK IS SO PRETTY AND FREE
im trans haha
ok bye
i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism
this piece is all about André 3000, Big Boi, OutKast, the Dirty South, the origins of rap music, and creating inspiration for each other inside a violent world
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/04/g...
this piece is all about André 3000, Big Boi, OutKast, the Dirty South, the origins of rap music, and creating inspiration for each other inside a violent world
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/04/g...
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
can you share this ?
hey you hey hey hey !!!
hey can you share this ???
ive been building an independent journalism platform and raising the bar .... and ive been doing it without corporations , advertisements, or money
SHARES HELP SO MUCH
MY WORK IS SO PRETTY AND FREE
im trans haha
ok bye
hey you hey hey hey !!!
hey can you share this ???
ive been building an independent journalism platform and raising the bar .... and ive been doing it without corporations , advertisements, or money
SHARES HELP SO MUCH
MY WORK IS SO PRETTY AND FREE
im trans haha
ok bye
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heads up, writers—this is the new version of the “I turned your webcam on and I have a video of you jerking off” scam
New extortion scam email going round (this was received via a writer's website contact form). I've seen a number of these recently but without the money demand; the translation angle is also a new one
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
heads up, writers—this is the new version of the “I turned your webcam on and I have a video of you jerking off” scam
Pantone Color of the Year appears to be the landlord special.
Usually obtained by dumping two buckets of 10 dollar paint together, now you can order it by code :)
Usually obtained by dumping two buckets of 10 dollar paint together, now you can order it by code :)
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pantone Color of the Year appears to be the landlord special.
Usually obtained by dumping two buckets of 10 dollar paint together, now you can order it by code :)
Usually obtained by dumping two buckets of 10 dollar paint together, now you can order it by code :)
Just saw a video of a lady with looooong tapered nails just freehand placing a 22mm scleral contact into her own eye and nailing it.
I'm enthralled by her.
I'm enthralled by her.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Just saw a video of a lady with looooong tapered nails just freehand placing a 22mm scleral contact into her own eye and nailing it.
I'm enthralled by her.
I'm enthralled by her.
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Still offline due to hand injury, please share! These six families AND a camp have virtually no internet connection, relying on us in the dark to help them with survival needs. The most pressing are emergency healthcare and winter & newborn supplies. chuffed.org/project/hope...
Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle
We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that…
chuffed.org
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Still offline due to hand injury, please share! These six families AND a camp have virtually no internet connection, relying on us in the dark to help them with survival needs. The most pressing are emergency healthcare and winter & newborn supplies. chuffed.org/project/hope...
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New large peacock sun catcher! It's slightly shorter than it's blue sibling, but no less spectacular. This will be available @ the Jingle & Mingle Mat-Su Market, 300 Kalli Cir., Wasilla, AK on Dec 13th from 10:30am-4:30pm!
$250/ea or $400 for the set. #BSNM
Also avail. to ship anywhere in the US!
$250/ea or $400 for the set. #BSNM
Also avail. to ship anywhere in the US!
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
New large peacock sun catcher! It's slightly shorter than it's blue sibling, but no less spectacular. This will be available @ the Jingle & Mingle Mat-Su Market, 300 Kalli Cir., Wasilla, AK on Dec 13th from 10:30am-4:30pm!
$250/ea or $400 for the set. #BSNM
Also avail. to ship anywhere in the US!
$250/ea or $400 for the set. #BSNM
Also avail. to ship anywhere in the US!
Love watching my mood spiral as I frantically try to pull the brakes only to find the brake lever snapped off at the base.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Love watching my mood spiral as I frantically try to pull the brakes only to find the brake lever snapped off at the base.
In another life I should like to be able to spend less of my time managing the emotional impacts of every other fucker's drinking problems.
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
In another life I should like to be able to spend less of my time managing the emotional impacts of every other fucker's drinking problems.
Maybe this large ginkgo I'm sitting under will do me a favour and drop a limb on my head.
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Maybe this large ginkgo I'm sitting under will do me a favour and drop a limb on my head.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Nooo gutting. I think the fat little fox terrier on the property came charging through my garlic patch because half the plants are smashed over.
It's too wet to harvest but at this point with the plants being broken near the bulb I'm worried about rot with the coming rain. 😢
It's too wet to harvest but at this point with the plants being broken near the bulb I'm worried about rot with the coming rain. 😢
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nooo gutting. I think the fat little fox terrier on the property came charging through my garlic patch because half the plants are smashed over.
It's too wet to harvest but at this point with the plants being broken near the bulb I'm worried about rot with the coming rain. 😢
It's too wet to harvest but at this point with the plants being broken near the bulb I'm worried about rot with the coming rain. 😢
Ahahahaha I'm so stressed. the very very old fella in the main house managed to park his car almost in my bedroom. The bumper would have been kissing the glass but for the bamboo that was in the way.
God help me, i *will* alert your GP that you're driving like this.
God help me, i *will* alert your GP that you're driving like this.
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ahahahaha I'm so stressed. the very very old fella in the main house managed to park his car almost in my bedroom. The bumper would have been kissing the glass but for the bamboo that was in the way.
God help me, i *will* alert your GP that you're driving like this.
God help me, i *will* alert your GP that you're driving like this.
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Trad Christian Mer folk have joined the War on Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Trad Christian Mer folk have joined the War on Christmas
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Okay I don't know the terms to search this. I need to calculate how big a flat coil i can make from string from a given length of string.
I know there's a way to do it I just don't know how to phrase my query. 🫤
I know there's a way to do it I just don't know how to phrase my query. 🫤
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Okay I don't know the terms to search this. I need to calculate how big a flat coil i can make from string from a given length of string.
I know there's a way to do it I just don't know how to phrase my query. 🫤
I know there's a way to do it I just don't know how to phrase my query. 🫤
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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*guy in suit walks into frame in an ad*
have you been injured in an accident?
*pauses, leans into the camera*
would you like to be?
have you been injured in an accident?
*pauses, leans into the camera*
would you like to be?
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
*guy in suit walks into frame in an ad*
have you been injured in an accident?
*pauses, leans into the camera*
would you like to be?
have you been injured in an accident?
*pauses, leans into the camera*
would you like to be?
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don't forget us dears
I survived gaza gencide, but I came out to find that everything I knew my home, my work, my city is gone.
Starting again feels impossible, but I’m trying.
If you can, please help me rebuild my life even the smallest support means the world to me.
repost = rebuild
chuffed.org/project/1389...
Starting again feels impossible, but I’m trying.
If you can, please help me rebuild my life even the smallest support means the world to me.
repost = rebuild
chuffed.org/project/1389...
Help Jamal’s family leave the war zone and rebuild their life!
Hi my loves! My name is Caroline, and I created this fundraiser to help Jamal support his family as they fight to survive the genocide in Gaza, evacuate to safety, and eventually rebuild their lives f...
chuffed.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
don't forget us dears
Nearly garlic harvest time. The bulbs are huuuuge i just need a run of fine days so I can bring them up for drying.
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Nearly garlic harvest time. The bulbs are huuuuge i just need a run of fine days so I can bring them up for drying.