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ahjeez.bsky.social
Puck's Infernal Flea Market and BBQ
@ahjeez.bsky.social
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They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 39🔞

Profile pic alt: a purple pixel art skull floating in front of flames.
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Sigourney Weaver as Dana in Ghostbusters lying in bed brozed and possessed as hell. A speech bubble comes from the bottom of the frame to indicate the below post is what she's saying
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Rope rug, day 2. Nearly doubled in size at just under a foot.
A crochet spiral rope rug in maroon, pine green, and dark grey.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Anyone else out there get taught Touch Points Math? I think it contributed to my innumeracy

I don't think it was the main driver, that'd be dyscalculia, but I really don't think it helped matters.

It became a crutch more than anything and let me mask that I wasn't understanding for a long time.
A picture showing touch points on numbers 1-8. each have dots on them arranged along the number equalling the number shown, with some requiring two touches per point.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Crocheting up a rope rug to cosy up the bedroom. Ive got bout 6" across so far. If you need me this is what I'll be doing for quite some time I suppose.
A crochet rope spiral rug in progress. I've used forest green, maroon, and dark grey yarns around a chunky white braided rope.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Glow

#pixelart
A pixel art cityscape in deep purples and pinks. Skyscrapers with scattered lit windows stand in front of a glowing horizon that fades upwards into darkness.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Have a dragon!
#pixelart
A green pixel art dragon atop its hoard of gold and jewels. Smoke is snaking out of its nostrils and its eye is slightly open as though it were disturbed from slumber.
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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It's turned me into:
Mr Burns from the Simspons glowing with wide eyes in a white shift. He brings you love.
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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This guy still needs a lot of work but I love how he's looking so far.

I'm slowly plugging away at it on my phone. It's weirdly meditative slowly figuring out details one pixel at a time
A section of a pixel art piece in progress featuring a friendly looking skeleton with glittering teal lights for eyes. He's wearing a jaunty little hat with a teal band a red button down shirt and muted green vest. He is wearing a bolo tie and smoking a cigarette despite his lack of lungs. The background is large irregular blocks of pastel colours
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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What's poppin, lesbians?
Puck from the shoulders to the knees. Theyre standing with arms on their hips in a relaxed way. They wear a short sleeve cotton button up shirt open with a lace long-line bra underneath.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Any day now,
any day now,
I shall be released
The New York Times building with a Spirit Halloween banner poorly superimposed onto it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Cakewalk watching me come crawling back
Asuka looks down on the viewer "Pathetic"
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I have found the most incredible knock-off embroidered patch I have ever seen in my life and I'm nearly inconsolable. I'm howling.
On the left: the iconic NASA meatball logo. A round blue field with white stars, a prominent red arrow, and white orbit swoop over white lettering. On the left: the same logo but very poorly embroidered. The stars are rendered in splotches that look like bird shit, the type face is wonky with weirdly small S in the word NASA.
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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A worm on the sidewalk with eyes and bright pink glasses crudely drawn on
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Another in my series of Shadow saying absolutely unhinged bullshit from Bluesky posters
Shadow the Hedgehog with a speech bubble containing the quoted post
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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A second mushroom! 🍄 🧶
A crocheted mushroom with a teal stalk and purple top with large pink spots. It has an embroidered face with one closed eye, one open eye, and a squiggly mouth. It's blushing. Two crocheted mushrooms. One is red and white with a sweetly smiling face, the other is teal and purple with one eye closed and a squiggly mouth.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Making another mushroom buddy. This one is a little high on his own supply.
The bottom half of a crochet mushroom. It's a little teal cylinder with an embroidered face with one eye closed and the mouth in a squiggle. It's blushing slightly
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Everyone shut up and look what I made!!! 🍄 🧶
A crochet amanita muscaria with a little smiling face embroidered on it. The same crochet amanita with an embroidered smiling face but from a slightly higher angle showing its spots
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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In my crochet basket era 🧶🧶
A small navy blue and maroon crocheted basket holding several airplants. In the background is a barnwood framed mirror
October 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Please come over. I made us a refreshing pitcher of nutritious potato water to enjoy together :)
A plastic pitcher filled with slices of potato and water.
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I *think* it's supposed to be a yuzu? There's a fairly famous photo of a capybara chilling with a yuzu on its head during the annual winter solstice yuzu bath at a zoo.
A capybara relaxing in a pool surrounded by yuzu, a yellowy orange citrus fruit. One yuzu is balanced on its head.
October 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I was immediately reminded of a blue crowned pigeon, which isn't a dig. They're gorgeous birds.
A blue crowned pigeon perching in a branch. It has light blue feathers on its breast and head, bright red eyes, and dark wings and tail. It has a large crown of light blue fuzzy feathers at the top of its head.
September 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Epic handshake meme. One arm is labelled Debil, the other Ska music. In the middle of their clasped hands is the wors "horns"
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Today's little quick fire sketch is courtesy of "make up a guy"

Say hello to Prophoe Patterson
A pencil sketch of a woman with long hair sitting at a table with runestones scattered around her. She has a pet pigeon on her shoulder and is smirking. One leg is crossed under the other at the table. A book lies closed near the edge of the table
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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This was the biggest Delorean I could afford 😞 can I still be in your car club?
A Hot Wheels Delorean in sparkly light blue with wild pinstriped livery with lightning
September 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Ehehehehe. My partner brought me in a wee posey from the garden 😚🥰
Fresh spring flowers from the garden in a glass of water in front of a mirror.
September 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM