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AheadByEcho
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Not quite drowning in books, music and movies as much these days.
Drunk texting @noyoucmon.bsky.social about something but this cat cannot recall w in at nonsense we are speaking of
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
People are strange
When you a stranger
This reminds me of a tourist at the Palmer House bar yesterday. “I’m from Ohio, where are you from?” And when I said “here” she sputtered incredulously for about 30 seconds, then didn’t believe me. This has happened to me countless times. Different situation, I know, but what’s the deal with people?
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Old man Kensey wants to be a dog catcher
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Uh oh.

I wanna hear Pirates by Rickie Lee
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Seven texts changes your world.
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Apologies for being that guy (and alt texting)
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Salad Boys doing REM is the heaven I need
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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At the Winery:

A woman asked Zoe if she was 14. Zoe sneered (rightfully).

Then the woman asked, what could you possibly do for a living?

Zoe said I’ve been a registered nurse for two and a half years.

The woman’s face literally looked like a Chuck Jones eyeball cartoon.
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Zoe narcanned me.
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Well, looks like a cage match between the library staff and the Friends staff in 2026.
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Most of the world deserves an award for surviving Trump 2 thus far. I will take mine in the form of a competent and empathetic President.
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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With Kash Patel as head of the FBI, there's never been a better time to get away with a mass shooting.
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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If he didn’t clutch his chest and gasp, “I…can’t…breathe…” I don’t want to hear about it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I have no idea what's going on lately
And I just wish you would come over and explain things
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
According to Untappd I am the All Time Biggest Fan at both The Winery and Donnie's Homespun Pizza.

Sigh. When I win Powerball, I'll pay Nick two mil to reopen Donnie's and have a standing order every Tuesday and Friday.
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Anyone have recommendations for a new browser?
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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the president should be a person we can go a few days in a row without thinking about. our brains simply weren't made to think about a president every waking hour. it's unnatural.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why does the winery think we are a couple?
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Favorite thing on earth: Ray ( a woman) showing a dude how to break and he is listening.
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Anne Meara fucking rocked.

As a kid I didn’t know women could be funny but wow! She was a true hero to me.
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Elon Musk is a mooch.
Read this. Then read it again.
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM