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Agate Goblin
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Stone and bone witch. Forager. Mediocre artist. They/them.

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Absolute last call today if you want a holiday card from me.

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November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm opening my holiday card requests extra early this year. October disappeared into a time void so I'm guessing November is gonna fly too.

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November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just popping back up to say how much I continue to hate Rob Sand.
October 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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“we heard tale of expanding the tent”
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The experience of having me as a neighbor.
August 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My B. hamorii, HamHam, is being really photogenic today. Look at that little face.
July 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't trust any man who never smiles in photos.

Obvious pass for those with dental issues, this is about dudes who intentionally scowl or make tough-guy faces in photos.
June 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Everything is bad everywhere, so please enjoy this warm sunny photo of a goblin dinner.
June 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I love summer.
June 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
LOOK AT THIS BABY TOAD 😍
June 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the deer eat these this year I'm going to start my villain arc.
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My brain has no room for anything other than tarantulas and disc golf right now.
June 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
June 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Really pissed I'm gonna have to re-register as a Democrat just to vote against him. 😤
June 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Took Rob Sand all of two minutes running for governor to throw trans kids under the bus.

Rob Sand fucking sucks, my dudes.

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Interview with Rob Sand | NEWSRADIO 1040 WHO | Simon Conway
Simon Conway's interview with Rob Sand during Tuesday's first hour.
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June 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If I could eat a 1990s Halloween sheet cake that looked like that it would fix me...
May 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My art is in a store now!
April 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I planted in the rain to take advantage of free water, but now I have icy cold butt cheeks.

Not worth it.
April 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Calling it now: Dems are gonna run Buttigieg with Liz Cheney as his VP for a "Make America Bipartisan Again" ticket.
April 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Would 100% disappoint Tolkien and give in to despair and light myself on fire in Rath Dínen today.

We're so cooked.
April 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm getting the creeping feeling this economic chaos is how the case will be made for 25thing Trump in favor of Vance.
April 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's finally outdoor grocery store season!
April 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I have a new baby. 91 Ford Ranger with only 57k miles. I think her name will likely be Mol after the delightful BG3 Tiefling. Bumper stickers soon to come.
March 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM