Agate Goblin
@agategoblin.bsky.social
Stone and bone witch. Forager. Mediocre artist. They/them.
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Holiday Cards
Get a card from me, your friendly neighborhood goblin!
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November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm opening my holiday card requests extra early this year. October disappeared into a time void so I'm guessing November is gonna fly too.
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Holiday Cards
Get a card from me, your friendly neighborhood goblin!
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November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm opening my holiday card requests extra early this year. October disappeared into a time void so I'm guessing November is gonna fly too.
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Just popping back up to say how much I continue to hate Rob Sand.
October 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just popping back up to say how much I continue to hate Rob Sand.
Reposted by Agate Goblin
“we heard tale of expanding the tent”
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“we heard tale of expanding the tent”
The experience of having me as a neighbor.
August 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The experience of having me as a neighbor.
My B. hamorii, HamHam, is being really photogenic today. Look at that little face.
July 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My B. hamorii, HamHam, is being really photogenic today. Look at that little face.
I don't trust any man who never smiles in photos.
Obvious pass for those with dental issues, this is about dudes who intentionally scowl or make tough-guy faces in photos.
Obvious pass for those with dental issues, this is about dudes who intentionally scowl or make tough-guy faces in photos.
June 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I don't trust any man who never smiles in photos.
Obvious pass for those with dental issues, this is about dudes who intentionally scowl or make tough-guy faces in photos.
Obvious pass for those with dental issues, this is about dudes who intentionally scowl or make tough-guy faces in photos.
Everything is bad everywhere, so please enjoy this warm sunny photo of a goblin dinner.
June 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Everything is bad everywhere, so please enjoy this warm sunny photo of a goblin dinner.
LOOK AT THIS BABY TOAD 😍
June 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
LOOK AT THIS BABY TOAD 😍
If the deer eat these this year I'm going to start my villain arc.
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If the deer eat these this year I'm going to start my villain arc.
My brain has no room for anything other than tarantulas and disc golf right now.
June 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My brain has no room for anything other than tarantulas and disc golf right now.
Really pissed I'm gonna have to re-register as a Democrat just to vote against him. 😤
June 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Really pissed I'm gonna have to re-register as a Democrat just to vote against him. 😤
Took Rob Sand all of two minutes running for governor to throw trans kids under the bus.
Rob Sand fucking sucks, my dudes.
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Rob Sand fucking sucks, my dudes.
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Interview with Rob Sand | NEWSRADIO 1040 WHO | Simon Conway
Simon Conway's interview with Rob Sand during Tuesday's first hour.
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June 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Took Rob Sand all of two minutes running for governor to throw trans kids under the bus.
Rob Sand fucking sucks, my dudes.
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Rob Sand fucking sucks, my dudes.
whoradio.iheart.com/featured/sim...
If I could eat a 1990s Halloween sheet cake that looked like that it would fix me...
May 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If I could eat a 1990s Halloween sheet cake that looked like that it would fix me...
My art is in a store now!
April 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My art is in a store now!
I planted in the rain to take advantage of free water, but now I have icy cold butt cheeks.
Not worth it.
Not worth it.
April 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I planted in the rain to take advantage of free water, but now I have icy cold butt cheeks.
Not worth it.
Not worth it.
Calling it now: Dems are gonna run Buttigieg with Liz Cheney as his VP for a "Make America Bipartisan Again" ticket.
April 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Calling it now: Dems are gonna run Buttigieg with Liz Cheney as his VP for a "Make America Bipartisan Again" ticket.
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It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”
Would 100% disappoint Tolkien and give in to despair and light myself on fire in Rath Dínen today.
We're so cooked.
We're so cooked.
April 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Would 100% disappoint Tolkien and give in to despair and light myself on fire in Rath Dínen today.
We're so cooked.
We're so cooked.
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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
I'm getting the creeping feeling this economic chaos is how the case will be made for 25thing Trump in favor of Vance.
April 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm getting the creeping feeling this economic chaos is how the case will be made for 25thing Trump in favor of Vance.
It's finally outdoor grocery store season!
April 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's finally outdoor grocery store season!
I have a new baby. 91 Ford Ranger with only 57k miles. I think her name will likely be Mol after the delightful BG3 Tiefling. Bumper stickers soon to come.
March 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I have a new baby. 91 Ford Ranger with only 57k miles. I think her name will likely be Mol after the delightful BG3 Tiefling. Bumper stickers soon to come.