Flat Pluto Society
@adhdgobl.in
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him)
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In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
I think everyone should experiment with hoisting themselves on their own petard. I can't believe you're so anti petard-hoisting.
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I think everyone should experiment with hoisting themselves on their own petard. I can't believe you're so anti petard-hoisting.
Cancelling my brunch eggs order!
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Cancelling my brunch eggs order!
An excellent news aggregator, and you one-stop shop for very large squirrel testicles.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
An excellent news aggregator, and you one-stop shop for very large squirrel testicles.
I love opening a link in the wild and seeing that the URL originated from Fark. 😁
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I love opening a link in the wild and seeing that the URL originated from Fark. 😁
The god of Tecmo Super Bowl.
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The god of Tecmo Super Bowl.
Absolutely not. There are four bases, so you get four infielders. Adding some random guy between second and third? Sounds like cheating to me.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Absolutely not. There are four bases, so you get four infielders. Adding some random guy between second and third? Sounds like cheating to me.
Cutting off my nose so I don't have to smell my dog's farts anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Cutting off my nose so I don't have to smell my dog's farts anymore.
YESSSSS you are the best.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
YESSSSS you are the best.
My greatest regret about this season isn't that the Ms came up short in ALCS game seven. It's that Robles didn't just jog this to second himself to end this game on a 9U double play.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My greatest regret about this season isn't that the Ms came up short in ALCS game seven. It's that Robles didn't just jog this to second himself to end this game on a 9U double play.
How many of these "cancelled" guys have actually seen a significant negative impact on their careers? CK was gone for like a year, but that seemed pretty self-imposed. Chappelle didn't even slow down. I guess Aziz Ansari seems to have gone away permanently, but anyone else?
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
How many of these "cancelled" guys have actually seen a significant negative impact on their careers? CK was gone for like a year, but that seemed pretty self-imposed. Chappelle didn't even slow down. I guess Aziz Ansari seems to have gone away permanently, but anyone else?
God, the flashback scenes in this movie fucked me up as a kid. I still think of it every time I see pancake syrup.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
God, the flashback scenes in this movie fucked me up as a kid. I still think of it every time I see pancake syrup.
Give me five minutes of face time with Dr. Oz and I guarantee I can convince him to have Medicare cover bloodletting.
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Give me five minutes of face time with Dr. Oz and I guarantee I can convince him to have Medicare cover bloodletting.
Oh you just KNOW humor theory is going to make a comeback soon, though. That just seems ripe for some alt health grifter to pick up and run with.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh you just KNOW humor theory is going to make a comeback soon, though. That just seems ripe for some alt health grifter to pick up and run with.
Not from this album, but crawlersout has been perpetually stuck in my head for a solid year.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not from this album, but crawlersout has been perpetually stuck in my head for a solid year.
I am so looking forward to this. This was the easiest preorder decision ever.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I am so looking forward to this. This was the easiest preorder decision ever.
My company is SO in on AI (recently purchased 30 fucking thousand Copilot licenses) and there are weekly presentations on how to use it to maximize efficiency because obviously we have to throw good money after bad. In all this time, I've found one single task that it genuinely makes easier or me.
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My company is SO in on AI (recently purchased 30 fucking thousand Copilot licenses) and there are weekly presentations on how to use it to maximize efficiency because obviously we have to throw good money after bad. In all this time, I've found one single task that it genuinely makes easier or me.
He flies like a moron!
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
He flies like a moron!
Pearl is my favorite. Bobo and Brain Guy don't do it for me as well as Frank, but Pearl > Clayton.
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pearl is my favorite. Bobo and Brain Guy don't do it for me as well as Frank, but Pearl > Clayton.
They're pulling your strings.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
They're pulling your strings.
Six hours in a sous vide bath type cooked.
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Six hours in a sous vide bath type cooked.