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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Society
@adhdgobl.in
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Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him)

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Pixelated image of a fish and a hook with text "low quality bait"
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Steve Castle, the boneitis guy from Futurama
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Pictured: a libertarian's second least favorite AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
adhdgobl.in
It was okay.
Promo image for The Retreat, with two women holding axes imposed over a cabin, with the text "the only way out is to fight"
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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OKAY BUT HAVE YOU EATEN YOUR PRESCRIBED AMOUNT OF SALMON TODAY.
A bowl of spicy brown rice with a pan-seared salmon fillet on top, all drizzled with soy sauce
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS A COUNTERPOINT TO!?
Screenshot of this post with the post it's in reply to deleted
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I think I'm gonna be okay.
The cast of Babylon 5 from season 2
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
adhdgobl.in
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
Mabel, Dipper, and Soos from Gravity Falls
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I'm calling the Coast Guard.
50 ways to say no to weed. There are too many for alt text, but they're very DARE style funny, I promise.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The least cool reply in this thread, probably.
Pokemon Go intro screen with Mega Metagross
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
adhdgobl.in
This goober is guilting me into laying down with her instead of working.
A pointy-eared black dog with a gray muzzle looking sleepy
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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For real. I just had my dog's annual checkup yesterday, and...
Screenshot of a partial receipt for a vet appointment. Vaccinations for bordetella, leptospirosis, and Lyme total about $110.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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[monkey paw curls]
Movie poster for the Spike Lee remake of Oldboy, with Josh Brolin climbing out of a chest in a grassy field
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Boomhauer, Hank, Dale, and Bill from King of the Hill standing in front of a fence
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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"I firmly believe that child sex abusers should remain anonymous."
Norman Rockwell "Freedom of Speech" painting
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Chani would like me to know that she is a very good girl and she can be trusted around four pounds of slow cooked pork.
A pointy-eared black dog with a gray face looking hopefully at a sheet pan full of pulled pork
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
adhdgobl.in
That cat is beautiful.

Also brainless pet thread, hell yeah.
A pointy-eared black dog with a gray muzzle lounging on a teal couch
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Iron Man "I'm not Tony Stark" meme "Joyce Carol Oates destroyed Elon Musk! Without threats of violence!!!" "I'm not Joyce Carol Oates."
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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RETVRN
Oatmeal comic showing young men changing moderately in a locker room and old men enthusiastically chatting about sports while hanging dong in a locker room. One old guy is blow drying his balls
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Sleepy dogs are not bad!
A pointy-eared black dog with a gray muzzle lying on a couch
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Britta Perry meme: "I can excuse running a child sex trafficking ring, but I draw the line at eugenics"
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Your honor, I OBJECT.
Calisto from Xena. A thin, blonde, white woman wearing leather armor of questionable effectiveness but great sexiness.
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Artist's recreation
The green pixel art T. rex from Dinosaur Comics facing right The green pixel art T. rex from Dinosaur Comics facing left
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I figured it out. It was a typo and you meant to say duck packet.
A packet of duck sauce with a little panda logo
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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My favorite TTRPG is like 75% robotgirl thirst trap, just sayin'.
SSC. Black Witch mech from Lancer RPG, a mech that looks like a corseted dominatrix with a big ol' spear and clampers for hands
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM