ADHD Preacher
@adhd-preacher.bsky.social
PC(USA) Pastor, ADHD Xtreme. Streaming ADHD sermon prep weekly. Christianity, neurodiversity, mental health, and more.
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I am Today years old, and I find I must give up on the telephone number formatting that I learned as a child.
Farewell, (###) ###-####. I loved ye well.
Welcome, ###-###-####. May your ministry be blessed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_A...
Farewell, (###) ###-####. I loved ye well.
Welcome, ###-###-####. May your ministry be blessed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_A...
North American Numbering Plan - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I am Today years old, and I find I must give up on the telephone number formatting that I learned as a child.
Farewell, (###) ###-####. I loved ye well.
Welcome, ###-###-####. May your ministry be blessed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_A...
Farewell, (###) ###-####. I loved ye well.
Welcome, ###-###-####. May your ministry be blessed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_A...
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Pumpkin Spice Chamber Orchestra
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Pumpkin Spice Chamber Orchestra
From Ascension Sunday, the under-regarded "Jesus on a Rocket" interpretation of the text
or through outer space
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
From Ascension Sunday, the under-regarded "Jesus on a Rocket" interpretation of the text
Take care with this prayer - if you hit the commas wrong, you summon Bread and Wine Elementals.
And we most humbly beseech thee, O merciful Father, to hear us; and, of thy almighty goodness, vouchsafe to bless and sanctify, with thy Word and Holy Spirit, these thy gifts and creatures of bread and wine;
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Take care with this prayer - if you hit the commas wrong, you summon Bread and Wine Elementals.
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Academia.edu asking me if I'm the person mentioned in some epistemology papers. Who knows?
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Academia.edu asking me if I'm the person mentioned in some epistemology papers. Who knows?
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me: i should promote that i'm releasing 30 brand-new Anti-Planner PDFs on black friday for $9.95
🧠: probably
me: also if they buy a book they get all 60 PDFs for free
🧠: ok hear me out
me:
🧠: what if you overthink it & don’t post until saturday night
🧠: probably
me: also if they buy a book they get all 60 PDFs for free
🧠: ok hear me out
me:
🧠: what if you overthink it & don’t post until saturday night
All Products | Dani Donovan / Anti-Planner
anti-planner.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
me: i should promote that i'm releasing 30 brand-new Anti-Planner PDFs on black friday for $9.95
🧠: probably
me: also if they buy a book they get all 60 PDFs for free
🧠: ok hear me out
me:
🧠: what if you overthink it & don’t post until saturday night
🧠: probably
me: also if they buy a book they get all 60 PDFs for free
🧠: ok hear me out
me:
🧠: what if you overthink it & don’t post until saturday night
They know what they did
The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
They know what they did
I think I've figured out my comedic lane on BlueSky, and it's basically just quoteposting @eow-no-context.bsky.social and @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social with the funniest 💩 I can think of.
And I'm mostly pretty okay with that.
And I'm mostly pretty okay with that.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I think I've figured out my comedic lane on BlueSky, and it's basically just quoteposting @eow-no-context.bsky.social and @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social with the funniest 💩 I can think of.
And I'm mostly pretty okay with that.
And I'm mostly pretty okay with that.
We did not foresee the dangers...we worried about whether we could create Expansive Language, and never stopped to think about whether we should.
Forgive us.
Forgive us.
The ultimate aim of expansive language experiments in the Episcopal Church is to create a language of prayer for all God’s people
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We did not foresee the dangers...we worried about whether we could create Expansive Language, and never stopped to think about whether we should.
Forgive us.
Forgive us.
Let him be brioche?
If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Let him be brioche?
Are any of these takes...hot takes?
the Sharon account, where you get:
- political takes
- cyberpunk takes
- takes on the news
- theology/religion takes
- cdrama/kdrama takes
- UKpol
- USpol
- Canadapol
- cursed knowledge
all in one package
- political takes
- cyberpunk takes
- takes on the news
- theology/religion takes
- cdrama/kdrama takes
- UKpol
- USpol
- Canadapol
- cursed knowledge
all in one package
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Are any of these takes...hot takes?
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Pumpkin Spice Opportunity Cost
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pumpkin Spice Opportunity Cost
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"Will There Be Curb Cuts in Heaven?"
First episode of a #disability- and #neurodiversity- focused #Bible Study slash podcast is now live on YouTube!
Tune in live, Mondays at 1 pm EDT, on Twitch
youtu.be/EY0ajE4ud1g
First episode of a #disability- and #neurodiversity- focused #Bible Study slash podcast is now live on YouTube!
Tune in live, Mondays at 1 pm EDT, on Twitch
youtu.be/EY0ajE4ud1g
Curb Cuts in Heaven? Disability & Neurodiversity Bible Study - Week 1: Intro
YouTube video by The ADHD Preacher
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Will There Be Curb Cuts in Heaven?"
First episode of a #disability- and #neurodiversity- focused #Bible Study slash podcast is now live on YouTube!
Tune in live, Mondays at 1 pm EDT, on Twitch
youtu.be/EY0ajE4ud1g
First episode of a #disability- and #neurodiversity- focused #Bible Study slash podcast is now live on YouTube!
Tune in live, Mondays at 1 pm EDT, on Twitch
youtu.be/EY0ajE4ud1g
Kirkland Signature or gtfo
This was and always will be a Great Value household, you take your Up & Up branded goods and get the fuck out of here and don’t come back!
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Kirkland Signature or gtfo
What I'm already doing:
Parent
Preach
Make videos
Be funny online
Play games
But with, like, half the guilt and shame.
Parent
Preach
Make videos
Be funny online
Play games
But with, like, half the guilt and shame.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What I'm already doing:
Parent
Preach
Make videos
Be funny online
Play games
But with, like, half the guilt and shame.
Parent
Preach
Make videos
Be funny online
Play games
But with, like, half the guilt and shame.
Man, those last two seem REALLY contextual.
The first one is an occupational hazard.
But also - go me! I'm keeping it Bible PG!
The first one is an occupational hazard.
But also - go me! I'm keeping it Bible PG!
@adhd-preacher.bsky.social has swears! They've used 17 profanities in their last 1,391 posts.
🥇 "hell" (5 times)
🥈 "breasts" (2 times)
🥉 "balls" (2 times)
🥇 "hell" (5 times)
🥈 "breasts" (2 times)
🥉 "balls" (2 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Man, those last two seem REALLY contextual.
The first one is an occupational hazard.
But also - go me! I'm keeping it Bible PG!
The first one is an occupational hazard.
But also - go me! I'm keeping it Bible PG!
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goodGod
hasten the cessation
of hostilities
that target & hound
civilians refugees
children—
for thy justice
for thy mercy’s sake
deliver.
amen.
hasten the cessation
of hostilities
that target & hound
civilians refugees
children—
for thy justice
for thy mercy’s sake
deliver.
amen.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
goodGod
hasten the cessation
of hostilities
that target & hound
civilians refugees
children—
for thy justice
for thy mercy’s sake
deliver.
amen.
hasten the cessation
of hostilities
that target & hound
civilians refugees
children—
for thy justice
for thy mercy’s sake
deliver.
amen.
@profanity.accountant what's my ROI on swears?
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
@profanity.accountant what's my ROI on swears?
There were a lot of opinions, and very few of them agreed. We tried, yo.
The opinions of theologians, seminary and monastic communities, ecumenical liturgists and poets were also sought
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
There were a lot of opinions, and very few of them agreed. We tried, yo.
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God
who knows
who holds
who loves
every soul,
bless thy children safe & free
from violence & danger,
from exposure & hunger,
from oppression & harm.
Amen.
who knows
who holds
who loves
every soul,
bless thy children safe & free
from violence & danger,
from exposure & hunger,
from oppression & harm.
Amen.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
God
who knows
who holds
who loves
every soul,
bless thy children safe & free
from violence & danger,
from exposure & hunger,
from oppression & harm.
Amen.
who knows
who holds
who loves
every soul,
bless thy children safe & free
from violence & danger,
from exposure & hunger,
from oppression & harm.
Amen.
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"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
I'm gonna guess...bismuth.
being of one substance
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm gonna guess...bismuth.
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I am about to do a new thing;
now it springs forth; do you not perceive it?
I will make a way in the wilderness
and rivers in the desert.
Isaiah 43.19 (NRSV)
now it springs forth; do you not perceive it?
I will make a way in the wilderness
and rivers in the desert.
Isaiah 43.19 (NRSV)
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am about to do a new thing;
now it springs forth; do you not perceive it?
I will make a way in the wilderness
and rivers in the desert.
Isaiah 43.19 (NRSV)
now it springs forth; do you not perceive it?
I will make a way in the wilderness
and rivers in the desert.
Isaiah 43.19 (NRSV)
"Glory" content makes us cringe
Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"Glory" content makes us cringe
"Will There Be Curb Cuts in Heaven?"
First episode of a #disability- and #neurodiversity- focused #Bible Study slash podcast is now live on YouTube!
Tune in live, Mondays at 1 pm EDT, on Twitch
youtu.be/EY0ajE4ud1g
First episode of a #disability- and #neurodiversity- focused #Bible Study slash podcast is now live on YouTube!
Tune in live, Mondays at 1 pm EDT, on Twitch
youtu.be/EY0ajE4ud1g
Curb Cuts in Heaven? Disability & Neurodiversity Bible Study - Week 1: Intro
YouTube video by The ADHD Preacher
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Will There Be Curb Cuts in Heaven?"
First episode of a #disability- and #neurodiversity- focused #Bible Study slash podcast is now live on YouTube!
Tune in live, Mondays at 1 pm EDT, on Twitch
youtu.be/EY0ajE4ud1g
First episode of a #disability- and #neurodiversity- focused #Bible Study slash podcast is now live on YouTube!
Tune in live, Mondays at 1 pm EDT, on Twitch
youtu.be/EY0ajE4ud1g