Adam
@adamlikesbeer.bsky.social
Failed brewery owner, no longer tortured Rangers fan.
I’m very excited for all the gestapo fucks in the city to piss their pants at 1pm today.
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I’m very excited for all the gestapo fucks in the city to piss their pants at 1pm today.
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Merry Republican Christmas!
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Merry Republican Christmas!
@mccool.bsky.social how much did that stupid Browns field goal just cost us?
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
@mccool.bsky.social how much did that stupid Browns field goal just cost us?
Oh now it’s the lying grievance tour part of any speech he gives.
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Oh now it’s the lying grievance tour part of any speech he gives.
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What are we doing t.me/traficoGranC...
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
What are we doing t.me/traficoGranC...
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
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is this considered a sports moment?
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
is this considered a sports moment?
Man, I paid less than ¢.50 per hour of entertainment this year.
What a rip off!
What a rip off!
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Man, I paid less than ¢.50 per hour of entertainment this year.
What a rip off!
What a rip off!
The next President should just demolish the SCOTUS and just 🤷♂️ when people get mad.
2025 isn’t quite over yet, so you still have time if you hope to win the Absolutely Most Absurd Editorial of the Year.
But you’ll have to beat this banger, and good luck with that.
But you’ll have to beat this banger, and good luck with that.
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The next President should just demolish the SCOTUS and just 🤷♂️ when people get mad.
So are 7 minutes of commercials normal? I haven’t watched regular TV in so long it seems absurd
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
So are 7 minutes of commercials normal? I haven’t watched regular TV in so long it seems absurd
It truly is a White Out at the Vikings game
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It truly is a White Out at the Vikings game
This might be the most ridiculous purchase of my life
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This might be the most ridiculous purchase of my life
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
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By 2025 the internet will be completely unusable. You could Google how to treat a rattlesnake bite and they’d make you watch a crypto ad before showing you an article written by AI that tells you to order a snickers from grubhub
August 11, 2023 at 5:38 PM
By 2025 the internet will be completely unusable. You could Google how to treat a rattlesnake bite and they’d make you watch a crypto ad before showing you an article written by AI that tells you to order a snickers from grubhub
There can’t me a more awkward cry than the “I’m at a punk concert and got word about my grandpa” cry.
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There can’t me a more awkward cry than the “I’m at a punk concert and got word about my grandpa” cry.
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Trump's face droops as he struggles to stay awake during another on-camera event
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trump's face droops as he struggles to stay awake during another on-camera event
As a kid that grew up dirt poor, free school meals are the end all be all for me. Glad to support someone that agrees. @ltgovflanagan.mn.gov
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
As a kid that grew up dirt poor, free school meals are the end all be all for me. Glad to support someone that agrees. @ltgovflanagan.mn.gov
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Was having this exact conversation with a fellow old not too long ago. I don’t like the whole world going into “SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN” mode because it sucked back then but, like, maybe someone should think of the children? bsky.app/profile/erik...
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Was having this exact conversation with a fellow old not too long ago. I don’t like the whole world going into “SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN” mode because it sucked back then but, like, maybe someone should think of the children? bsky.app/profile/erik...
The coming week with be the first one for me in over a month I get to sleep in my own bed the whole time.
This job actually has me traveling as much as the old ones always said I would.
This job actually has me traveling as much as the old ones always said I would.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The coming week with be the first one for me in over a month I get to sleep in my own bed the whole time.
This job actually has me traveling as much as the old ones always said I would.
This job actually has me traveling as much as the old ones always said I would.
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NEW: "George Santos with a Gun" — here's the first in a series of reports based on my 9-month investigation into Rep. Cory Mills. sollenbergerrc.substack.com/p/george-san...
‘George Santos With a Gun’: The Untold Story of Cory Mills, A Mercenary In Congress
The Florida Republican has tried to leverage his legislative role to the benefit of his arms business. With that business now in foreclosure proceedings, Mills has little to show for it.
sollenbergerrc.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
NEW: "George Santos with a Gun" — here's the first in a series of reports based on my 9-month investigation into Rep. Cory Mills. sollenbergerrc.substack.com/p/george-san...