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The majority of elected officials I see meeting this moment are city council representatives, and the rest are failing miserably, but the disappearance of @amyklobuchar.com is truly astonishing. What a worthless piece of shit.
January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I am tired of “journalists” trying to inform us by interviewing monsters on their own terms.

I want to see a five minute conversation between Trump and Stephen Miller. What does it look like when those two interact?
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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If you’re a sitting member of Congress and not reacting to this speech by calling for immediate impeachment, removal and conviction, why are we paying you?
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
seeing reports that these fucks wanna stick around until may and they just do not understand what happens to snow in march
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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They are absolutely fucking everywhere today. If you can be out, go out
Dear neighbor,

We are seeing an increase in immigration enforcement and federal agents across South Minneapolis. This includes the sighting of Bovino at 34th and Cedar. There’s definitely an uptick compared to the last few days. 1/
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
when all this shit is over imma sue ice for all of the PTO I’m using to protect my neighbors from being kidnapped and disappeared by the united states government
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Dear neighbor,

We are seeing an increase in immigration enforcement and federal agents across South Minneapolis. This includes the sighting of Bovino at 34th and Cedar. There’s definitely an uptick compared to the last few days. 1/
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
45-47
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 AM
wishful thinking for sure but this meandering orange asshole could drop at any moment
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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I hope everyone in the city understands how hard people in the burbs are working, too. They are under conditions where there is a lot less dense community, slower responses, and you are a lot more likely to be solo since the demographics are less supportive. Make sure to support them, please.
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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How big is Greenland?

Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Just wait until they investigate KloVichar
If the DOJ asked the people of Minnesota to be witnesses in their investigation of Walz and Frey, we would assure them that they’ve done absolutely nothing, and at times worse than nothing
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
i love my country so much im willing to let a senile shitbird cover it in catsup and throw it against the wall rather than have to live by the words of the god i claim to worship
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
real men in minnesota keep their feet warm by putting roadkill in their boots
Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.

1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Real question: how much money does it take for me to talk to my senator, @amyklobuchar.com

What does that level of access cost in 2026
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I sure hope @amyklobuchar.com wakes up pretty soon I have some extremely specific yelling to do
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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"It's defamatory, actually, to not kiss my hand and thank me for my beneficence in siphoning money away from Minneapolis and towards a state party that hates it and holds it in other contempt. I definitely know what defamatory means."
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.

But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
can any of my mn pals name an elected official higher than city council who has met any part of the last decade with appropriate response
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I am the Captain of the Pinafore
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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The good news is that all these two have really done so far is talk, so this should be easily defeated on First Amendment grounds.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 4d
The Justice Department is investigating Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey over possible obstruction of federal law enforcement, a source familiar with the matter told CNN. https://cnn.it/4bCjypy
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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American Indian Movement (AIM) patrol trucks have been spotted around NE and folks are flagging them as suspicious and giving them unwelcoming glances because they don’t know who they are. This is the AIM logo and flag, which you might see on their trucks. They are friends!
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
does anyone know where i can get a hamburger served in a cheese puddle
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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you can do it too. they genuinely cannot really operate when the entire city is against them like this
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just wanna give a special shoutout to all of the Catholics who think they’re exempt from persecution because they’re white

they will come for you too
January 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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As I was being tailgated down W. River Parkway by a large SUV with tinted windows, the thought occurred to me that it might help if everyone drives a bit slower. Gives observers more time to identify feds.

We have a 20 MPH speed limit on residential streets, let’s weaponize it
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM