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Fish fry cook. He/him and be cool.
Old men cling screeching to power they won't live to see their worst enemies explot and profit from for the billionth time in a row
New: Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Schumer told Dems the caucus unified and message is “restrain, reform and restrict ICE,” per sources.
They want DHS bill stripped.
Inside the Dem call + what’s next: www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Schumer told Dems the caucus unified and message is “restrain, reform and restrict ICE,” per sources.
They want DHS bill stripped.
Inside the Dem call + what’s next: www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Old men cling screeching to power they won't live to see their worst enemies explot and profit from for the billionth time in a row
When It happens, whoever grabs the Nobel is the new reigning champion obviously
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
When It happens, whoever grabs the Nobel is the new reigning champion obviously
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Fuck off with your posturing doomerism. Go live in the woods if you don’t think anything matters.
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Fuck off with your posturing doomerism. Go live in the woods if you don’t think anything matters.
Year 4 of surviving suicide pact on sea cruise: not gonna lie, now that the smell is gone this is kinda choice. Sure it's all canned food, but I learned how to clean a pool and there are enough toilets that I've never had to flush once.
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Year 4 of surviving suicide pact on sea cruise: not gonna lie, now that the smell is gone this is kinda choice. Sure it's all canned food, but I learned how to clean a pool and there are enough toilets that I've never had to flush once.
Schumer and Jeffries openly act like inside guys in a heist movie and, unsurprisingly, everyone around them act according to context
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Schumer and Jeffries openly act like inside guys in a heist movie and, unsurprisingly, everyone around them act according to context
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
Picardillo
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Picardillo
Praise to you and Old Man Marley Too!
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Praise to you and Old Man Marley Too!
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Ten thousand fucking percent.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Most of all, drop that "we're fucked" mindset. Time to leave that doomerism bullshit behind and focus on doing good.
I want 2026 to be the year where we collectively stop rewarding negativity. Stop bringing others down to bring yourself up. Stop bringing attention to genuinely awful people. Stop ignoring people bringing positive changes to the world. We need more kindness and empathy. I’m dead serious
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Ten thousand fucking percent.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Having not seen the previous two, I feel Avatar the 3rd was very long and appropriate for Papyrus. No more money need be spent there
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Having not seen the previous two, I feel Avatar the 3rd was very long and appropriate for Papyrus. No more money need be spent there
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makes you wonder the extent to which the loser behavior of a lot of Democratic electeds is just downstream of the loser behavior of apparently a bunch of Democratic voters
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
makes you wonder the extent to which the loser behavior of a lot of Democratic electeds is just downstream of the loser behavior of apparently a bunch of Democratic voters
Favorite Chicago cuisine hallmark is it being so messy or oddly shaped that you need a workaround to eat. Pizza so dense you eat it with a fork! Sandwich so wet you stand three feet away from the table you're hovering over! Hot sauce? How about hot oily thick chopped celery and carrot?
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Favorite Chicago cuisine hallmark is it being so messy or oddly shaped that you need a workaround to eat. Pizza so dense you eat it with a fork! Sandwich so wet you stand three feet away from the table you're hovering over! Hot sauce? How about hot oily thick chopped celery and carrot?
My crew mutinying over me is behavior unbecoming of this ship that I - nay, we together - built after I overthrew the old captain.
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My crew mutinying over me is behavior unbecoming of this ship that I - nay, we together - built after I overthrew the old captain.
Reading eb white has been an uneasy panacea to how gestures everything has been affecting the brain. The news has always been run by conservatives, fascists seemly always stupidly overstep, enough good people can make a difference, and your dog is spoilt, sincerely 1930s
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reading eb white has been an uneasy panacea to how gestures everything has been affecting the brain. The news has always been run by conservatives, fascists seemly always stupidly overstep, enough good people can make a difference, and your dog is spoilt, sincerely 1930s
Me, screaming at a rotini: SPIRAL! SPIRAL!
(shudder) SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(shudder) SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me, screaming at a rotini: SPIRAL! SPIRAL!
(shudder) SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(shudder) SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No AI videos I've seen offend and upset me as much as fake funny animal videos. Real animals are infinite entertainment machines placed on Earth by God to make us smile, and you're wasting resources on this? Point a camera at a dog and throw a ball. It could not be any simpler you fucking ding dongs
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
No AI videos I've seen offend and upset me as much as fake funny animal videos. Real animals are infinite entertainment machines placed on Earth by God to make us smile, and you're wasting resources on this? Point a camera at a dog and throw a ball. It could not be any simpler you fucking ding dongs
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These twisted cowards have to get louder and louder and as some of them have been given free reign to terrorize people their toadies have to scream harder to cheer them on to make it seem like they are the default now
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
These twisted cowards have to get louder and louder and as some of them have been given free reign to terrorize people their toadies have to scream harder to cheer them on to make it seem like they are the default now
This looks pretty Caucasian Classic to me. Surprised the green beans aren't drowned in cream of mush and fried onion, but golly guys she really has a lot more going wrong with her than bland food tastes.
Like, you all were complaining about ham too ffs go touch snow
Like, you all were complaining about ham too ffs go touch snow
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This looks pretty Caucasian Classic to me. Surprised the green beans aren't drowned in cream of mush and fried onion, but golly guys she really has a lot more going wrong with her than bland food tastes.
Like, you all were complaining about ham too ffs go touch snow
Like, you all were complaining about ham too ffs go touch snow
Happy Feast to everyone, especially the ham baffled
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Happy Feast to everyone, especially the ham baffled
Tide CEO says you're insane if you dont try and barely stop yourself from eating a couple pods a day.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tide CEO says you're insane if you dont try and barely stop yourself from eating a couple pods a day.
Everyday carry as a fashion accessory would be improved if we just called them what they are, which is whimsy kits.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Everyday carry as a fashion accessory would be improved if we just called them what they are, which is whimsy kits.
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
I dont know if this is a fair complaint, but I feel like my smartphone calculator should just be a graphing calc by default.
You dont get to make a technology obsolete and then make me have to work to find a way to do that again. Please just show me a picture of 2+2 as a line on an axis always
You dont get to make a technology obsolete and then make me have to work to find a way to do that again. Please just show me a picture of 2+2 as a line on an axis always
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I dont know if this is a fair complaint, but I feel like my smartphone calculator should just be a graphing calc by default.
You dont get to make a technology obsolete and then make me have to work to find a way to do that again. Please just show me a picture of 2+2 as a line on an axis always
You dont get to make a technology obsolete and then make me have to work to find a way to do that again. Please just show me a picture of 2+2 as a line on an axis always
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The left joins with right against the middle takes on the Trump/Mamdani meeting are way off. There is nothing substantive here. There will be no policy breakthroughs. That’s not what this is about. It’s about a young smart guy who knew how to play an old fool who worships stars.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The left joins with right against the middle takes on the Trump/Mamdani meeting are way off. There is nothing substantive here. There will be no policy breakthroughs. That’s not what this is about. It’s about a young smart guy who knew how to play an old fool who worships stars.
dm when the player rolls a 1 on something about their backstory that will save them from getting mushed by the dragon in barmaid form
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
dm when the player rolls a 1 on something about their backstory that will save them from getting mushed by the dragon in barmaid form