Adam Guy Doesn't Own Stock Here
@adamguyguy.bsky.social
Fish fry cook. He/him and be cool.
I have to imagine this dude thinks he's nailing it or crashing out like the rest of the septegenarians responsible for all this shit. You could yell the sky is blue in his ear all day and he'd be unwavering telling you it's more orange than his morning watered down glass of juice. It's all us now
January 27, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I have to imagine this dude thinks he's nailing it or crashing out like the rest of the septegenarians responsible for all this shit. You could yell the sky is blue in his ear all day and he'd be unwavering telling you it's more orange than his morning watered down glass of juice. It's all us now
Nightmare headliner duo
January 26, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Nightmare headliner duo
High IQ, Low T, No juice
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
High IQ, Low T, No juice
Loved him in Look Whose Talking
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Loved him in Look Whose Talking
I have seen no evidence of them caring about anything they claim
January 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I have seen no evidence of them caring about anything they claim
Sidestepped that one, yes
January 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Sidestepped that one, yes
Pablo is survived by a half finished but pretty sick looking balsa wood rabbit
January 24, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Pablo is survived by a half finished but pretty sick looking balsa wood rabbit
That dude gets ruined at hold em and it's clear he knows how and why
January 24, 2026 at 2:24 PM
That dude gets ruined at hold em and it's clear he knows how and why
(Nodding as I pass the cool sub who goes just by his last name) Sup, Fucker?
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 PM
(Nodding as I pass the cool sub who goes just by his last name) Sup, Fucker?
Why did I have to do my thirties for then? To prove I can do it poorer and calmer?
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Why did I have to do my thirties for then? To prove I can do it poorer and calmer?
Making my lifestyle a general strike
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Making my lifestyle a general strike
Makes Waltz asking him to visit little more of a taunt
January 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Makes Waltz asking him to visit little more of a taunt
Wow this is the micro?
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Wow this is the micro?
Xi ain't me, see?
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Xi ain't me, see?
Oh, chatgpt is perfect for that Grok should connect
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Oh, chatgpt is perfect for that Grok should connect
Nailing tracts to the church doors but it's pocket constitutions
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Nailing tracts to the church doors but it's pocket constitutions
This is normal rice why am I so angry about this >:(
January 18, 2026 at 4:29 AM
This is normal rice why am I so angry about this >:(
Major Uranus energy
January 18, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Major Uranus energy
Dicturesque, some said
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Dicturesque, some said
I want a bed that's also a perfectly hot shower that I will never drown in.
January 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I want a bed that's also a perfectly hot shower that I will never drown in.
We need to talk to them so that they'll finally just leave, yes this is good news
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We need to talk to them so that they'll finally just leave, yes this is good news
Preminem
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Preminem