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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
Stopped at a car wash on the way home and just as I rolled down my window to punch in the number the wind went roaring through and caught the spray of the person in front of me. Anyway, my hair has a nice glossy coat, now.
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Stopped at a car wash on the way home and just as I rolled down my window to punch in the number the wind went roaring through and caught the spray of the person in front of me. Anyway, my hair has a nice glossy coat, now.
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"It's really good when you get a lead and keep the lead for the whole game." Hockey analysis by Wyatt Johnston.
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
"It's really good when you get a lead and keep the lead for the whole game." Hockey analysis by Wyatt Johnston.
Also Klingberg saved so many goals at the end.
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Also Klingberg saved so many goals at the end.
A Jamie goal and an empty netter in one. It's a Christmas miracle!
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
A Jamie goal and an empty netter in one. It's a Christmas miracle!
Mikko innocent!
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Mikko innocent!
C'mon, Brien and Sevy. If you can say Nedeljkovic, if you can say Liljegren, you can say Mukhamadullin. Don't be like that.
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
C'mon, Brien and Sevy. If you can say Nedeljkovic, if you can say Liljegren, you can say Mukhamadullin. Don't be like that.
Oh, man. I was folding laundry and missed Ritzy's goal.
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Oh, man. I was folding laundry and missed Ritzy's goal.
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Wyatt Johnston invented power play goals
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Wyatt Johnston invented power play goals
Razor campaigning so hard for Robo to be on team America, which I love, but it's sad that media in certain markets have to do that to get players consideration for things like national teams and NHL awards
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Razor campaigning so hard for Robo to be on team America, which I love, but it's sad that media in certain markets have to do that to get players consideration for things like national teams and NHL awards
Fine, I will watch the segment if he is saying nice things about Klingberg.
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Fine, I will watch the segment if he is saying nice things about Klingberg.
WyJo scoring in Pav's old barn. 😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
WyJo scoring in Pav's old barn. 😭
I think it was around 2015 when they drafted Guri, and I had only been in hockey a little under 4 years by then, but I speculated that one of the reasons Nill felt comfortable drafting Russian players when others hesitated was because of his tenure in Detroit.
I. WAS. RIGHT.
I. WAS. RIGHT.
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I think it was around 2015 when they drafted Guri, and I had only been in hockey a little under 4 years by then, but I speculated that one of the reasons Nill felt comfortable drafting Russian players when others hesitated was because of his tenure in Detroit.
I. WAS. RIGHT.
I. WAS. RIGHT.
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wyatt just trying to play hockey while mikko and dutchy argue about who's more sensitive
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
wyatt just trying to play hockey while mikko and dutchy argue about who's more sensitive
Read an article by a non-Stars writer and found it frustrating that ice time & usage were discussed as markers of individual performance to compare last season to now while ignoring how they're impacted by the coaching change. Like, yes, the power play is different. An entirely new person runs it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Read an article by a non-Stars writer and found it frustrating that ice time & usage were discussed as markers of individual performance to compare last season to now while ignoring how they're impacted by the coaching change. Like, yes, the power play is different. An entirely new person runs it.
I love everything about this, including, but not limited to:
1. Nils's "For sure. For sure. I'm short, no?"
2. Mav and Ritz with their offended silence.
3. WyJo's sass.
4. The fact that the Stars' roster does indeed list Dutchy at 5'11". (I checked.)
5. Mikko's everything.
1. Nils's "For sure. For sure. I'm short, no?"
2. Mav and Ritz with their offended silence.
3. WyJo's sass.
4. The fact that the Stars' roster does indeed list Dutchy at 5'11". (I checked.)
5. Mikko's everything.
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love everything about this, including, but not limited to:
1. Nils's "For sure. For sure. I'm short, no?"
2. Mav and Ritz with their offended silence.
3. WyJo's sass.
4. The fact that the Stars' roster does indeed list Dutchy at 5'11". (I checked.)
5. Mikko's everything.
1. Nils's "For sure. For sure. I'm short, no?"
2. Mav and Ritz with their offended silence.
3. WyJo's sass.
4. The fact that the Stars' roster does indeed list Dutchy at 5'11". (I checked.)
5. Mikko's everything.
This made me realize how, if you look at it from a certain angle, Bäck is sort of Faksa the Younger, insofar as the role he plays.
Game 34 AfterThoughts: Bouncing Bäck from Adversity
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Game 34 AfterThoughts: Bouncing Bäck from Adversity
The Stars bounced somethin' fierce tonight
www.starsthoughts.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This made me realize how, if you look at it from a certain angle, Bäck is sort of Faksa the Younger, insofar as the role he plays.
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Gulutzan on what he said to Benn after the no-goal:
“Well, if you want the truth, I said to Jamie,‘ hard did you push his pad? ’Cause it might be in.’ He goes, ‘Pretty hard.’”
“Well, if you want the truth, I said to Jamie,‘ hard did you push his pad? ’Cause it might be in.’ He goes, ‘Pretty hard.’”
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Gulutzan on what he said to Benn after the no-goal:
“Well, if you want the truth, I said to Jamie,‘ hard did you push his pad? ’Cause it might be in.’ He goes, ‘Pretty hard.’”
“Well, if you want the truth, I said to Jamie,‘ hard did you push his pad? ’Cause it might be in.’ He goes, ‘Pretty hard.’”
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it's so cool that Mikko Rantanen is a Dallas Star 🤠
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
it's so cool that Mikko Rantanen is a Dallas Star 🤠
"Mikko Rantanen draws a lot of attention." Sevvy was talking about his pass to Dutchy, but it perfectly encapsulates Mikko WHENEVER he's on the ice.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"Mikko Rantanen draws a lot of attention." Sevvy was talking about his pass to Dutchy, but it perfectly encapsulates Mikko WHENEVER he's on the ice.
Feeling very good about this game despite how frustrated I was with them earlier. This team is always an emotional journey.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Feeling very good about this game despite how frustrated I was with them earlier. This team is always an emotional journey.
Mikko! He's just so good!
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Mikko! He's just so good!