ABYƧS
@abyss-sounds.bsky.social
existential noises and tcgs| they/jey | nonbinary | enjoyer of (g)raves | flesh and blood (& friends!) | 20
i’ve had this bit written down in my notes app for awhile haha:
what even is christmas? how did “all praise! jesus is born!” become, “oh no, our die hard ornament broke.”
what even is christmas? how did “all praise! jesus is born!” become, “oh no, our die hard ornament broke.”
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i’ve had this bit written down in my notes app for awhile haha:
what even is christmas? how did “all praise! jesus is born!” become, “oh no, our die hard ornament broke.”
what even is christmas? how did “all praise! jesus is born!” become, “oh no, our die hard ornament broke.”
just realized russian hard bass was the blueprint. phonk is the final
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
just realized russian hard bass was the blueprint. phonk is the final
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How many meatballs do you want in your Metroid?
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How many meatballs do you want in your Metroid?
this is so fucking sick holy shit
This promo will drain the colour from your opponent’s face… 🎨
Claim yours at selected World Tour events during the Compendium of Rathe season!
Claim yours at selected World Tour events during the Compendium of Rathe season!
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
this is so fucking sick holy shit
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wait. i just thought of one that i think is kinda sick.
backtracker
backtracker
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
wait. i just thought of one that i think is kinda sick.
backtracker
backtracker
i just made the most splatoon ost sounding song its great i love it so much
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i just made the most splatoon ost sounding song its great i love it so much
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If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
psa to all music producers! massive (yes, that one, native instruments), is free with any purchase at plugin boutique! i got some credit and can get a $5 pack, so… will be obtaining it for 14 cents
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
psa to all music producers! massive (yes, that one, native instruments), is free with any purchase at plugin boutique! i got some credit and can get a $5 pack, so… will be obtaining it for 14 cents
i find phase cancellation so funny. you’re telling me that if i play this noise’s evil version from the noise shadow realm at the same time they just, die? they kill each other? idk
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i find phase cancellation so funny. you’re telling me that if i play this noise’s evil version from the noise shadow realm at the same time they just, die? they kill each other? idk
beat axiom verge 2 for the 2nd time today! theres so much i forgot and the detail to the lore and story alone is so good. its so good…
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
beat axiom verge 2 for the 2nd time today! theres so much i forgot and the detail to the lore and story alone is so good. its so good…
idea for holiday fab players: hall-marked tokens. art is some overused cliche and there’s a festive font (in red most likely, mayyyybe some green)
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
idea for holiday fab players: hall-marked tokens. art is some overused cliche and there’s a festive font (in red most likely, mayyyybe some green)
alan wake:
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
alan wake:
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oh theres a live action zelda? why cant i play twilight princess on the nintendo switch
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
oh theres a live action zelda? why cant i play twilight princess on the nintendo switch
you’re in ter sex? uh, yeah buddy, thats called biology
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
you’re in ter sex? uh, yeah buddy, thats called biology
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Don't believe in leprechauns? Leave a pot of gold by the road overnight and see what happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Don't believe in leprechauns? Leave a pot of gold by the road overnight and see what happens
i think i just saw a blood in the water in the grass. rip. in a car so couldnt see it, may have been a toxicity
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i think i just saw a blood in the water in the grass. rip. in a car so couldnt see it, may have been a toxicity
i was like “wait where’d he go” lol
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6 - Michael Jaszczur
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Spot the World Tour Weekly Host... 👀🔎
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November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i was like “wait where’d he go” lol
heard as i was leaving: “someone dropped a 6 attack on her” #fabtcg #FABPhilly
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
heard as i was leaving: “someone dropped a 6 attack on her” #fabtcg #FABPhilly
extreme pizza was once an inside joke with my friends in middle school bc there was a crayon color with that name
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
extreme pizza was once an inside joke with my friends in middle school bc there was a crayon color with that name
i wonder when the last time the phrase “selling like hot cakes” was true, i dont think i’ve ever once purchased any hot cakes
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i wonder when the last time the phrase “selling like hot cakes” was true, i dont think i’ve ever once purchased any hot cakes
this is a #FABPhilly psa! the silver and bronze event vouchers? they dont even need to be for silver or bronze events! wanna play a souvenir sealed event but only have 2 silver vouchers? you can! wanna play in the gf commoner event but have just 2 bronze? you can!
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
this is a #FABPhilly psa! the silver and bronze event vouchers? they dont even need to be for silver or bronze events! wanna play a souvenir sealed event but only have 2 silver vouchers? you can! wanna play in the gf commoner event but have just 2 bronze? you can!
we know she’s gonna have payoffs, hell yeah. some theories i’ve are a weapon with cost reduction equal to the number of +1 counters on it, or moving them around, like pleiades or restless coalescence what do yall think? #fabtcg
Sharpen your blade’s edge... 🗡️ Armory Deck Origins: Hala introduces the battle-ready Warrior to Classic Constructed on April 17!
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
we know she’s gonna have payoffs, hell yeah. some theories i’ve are a weapon with cost reduction equal to the number of +1 counters on it, or moving them around, like pleiades or restless coalescence what do yall think? #fabtcg
we know she’s gonna have payoffs, hell yeah. some theories i’ve are a weapon with cost reduction equal to the number of +1 counters on it, or moving them around, like pleiades or restless coalescence what do yall think? #fabtcg
Sharpen your blade’s edge... 🗡️ Armory Deck Origins: Hala introduces the battle-ready Warrior to Classic Constructed on April 17!
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
we know she’s gonna have payoffs, hell yeah. some theories i’ve are a weapon with cost reduction equal to the number of +1 counters on it, or moving them around, like pleiades or restless coalescence what do yall think? #fabtcg