Artimus T. Branesample
@abranesample.bsky.social
Medically-retired former champion chicken plucker.
I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii
I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.
I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii
I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.
Never, David?
Your Mom PATIED!
Your Mom PATIED!
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Never, David?
Your Mom PATIED!
Your Mom PATIED!
What I definitely should do is add a third element to the already-stupid shit.
I might have been born last night but, don't fool me twice!
I might have been born last night but, don't fool me twice!
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What I definitely should do is add a third element to the already-stupid shit.
I might have been born last night but, don't fool me twice!
I might have been born last night but, don't fool me twice!
You know me too well.
I'm all about the childrens.
I'm all about the childrens.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You know me too well.
I'm all about the childrens.
I'm all about the childrens.
Weirdo.
Aaaahahahahahaha.
Aaaahahahahahaha.
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Weirdo.
Aaaahahahahahaha.
Aaaahahahahahaha.
I could actually feel the difference in TEMPERATURE between the tears/blood and the goo.
I'm fine. It was only 2 beers.
I'm fine. It was only 2 beers.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I could actually feel the difference in TEMPERATURE between the tears/blood and the goo.
I'm fine. It was only 2 beers.
I'm fine. It was only 2 beers.
It's just the door and I have left the porch light off ever since.
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's just the door and I have left the porch light off ever since.
Truth be told, I'm "that guy".
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Truth be told, I'm "that guy".
Shocking, ain't it?
September 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Shocking, ain't it?
The hospital I was born in was already closed.
:/
:/
September 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The hospital I was born in was already closed.
:/
:/
How does your 24 hrs from now look?
September 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
How does your 24 hrs from now look?
I think today is "tomorrow" and I apologize.
I had a Mom day of cleaning things only she can't reach and see.
I had a Mom day of cleaning things only she can't reach and see.
September 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I think today is "tomorrow" and I apologize.
I had a Mom day of cleaning things only she can't reach and see.
I had a Mom day of cleaning things only she can't reach and see.
The dogs and I are still kicking.
September 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The dogs and I are still kicking.