Artimus T. Branesample
@abranesample.bsky.social
Medically-retired former champion chicken plucker.
I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii
I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.
I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii
I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.
It's not a contest.
An old friend of mine got buried.
He was special to me but, we weren't especially close.
This happened later the same day. I only had one tree I was WAY TOO emotionally attached to it flourishing, apparently.
An old friend of mine got buried.
He was special to me but, we weren't especially close.
This happened later the same day. I only had one tree I was WAY TOO emotionally attached to it flourishing, apparently.
May 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's not a contest.
An old friend of mine got buried.
He was special to me but, we weren't especially close.
This happened later the same day. I only had one tree I was WAY TOO emotionally attached to it flourishing, apparently.
An old friend of mine got buried.
He was special to me but, we weren't especially close.
This happened later the same day. I only had one tree I was WAY TOO emotionally attached to it flourishing, apparently.
I drink.
And, I smoke.
I'm also decrepit & physically feeble, apparently.
But, I still believe that this is the funniest joke that I've ever written.
And, I smoke.
I'm also decrepit & physically feeble, apparently.
But, I still believe that this is the funniest joke that I've ever written.
May 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I drink.
And, I smoke.
I'm also decrepit & physically feeble, apparently.
But, I still believe that this is the funniest joke that I've ever written.
And, I smoke.
I'm also decrepit & physically feeble, apparently.
But, I still believe that this is the funniest joke that I've ever written.
Talking to Mom:
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April 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Talking to Mom:
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I just feel like this image better encapsulates my contemporary emotional paradigm.
That's all.
That's all.
April 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I just feel like this image better encapsulates my contemporary emotional paradigm.
That's all.
That's all.
@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social
Brandon, Do you think that, if we told the ownership group that all of the whiteys want the old Logo back... it would work?!?
Old people want to KNOW!
Brandon, Do you think that, if we told the ownership group that all of the whiteys want the old Logo back... it would work?!?
Old people want to KNOW!
February 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social
Brandon, Do you think that, if we told the ownership group that all of the whiteys want the old Logo back... it would work?!?
Old people want to KNOW!
Brandon, Do you think that, if we told the ownership group that all of the whiteys want the old Logo back... it would work?!?
Old people want to KNOW!
Facebook doesn't just cost you brane sells and IQ points.
The comments are self-deletion inducing.
The comments are self-deletion inducing.
February 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Facebook doesn't just cost you brane sells and IQ points.
The comments are self-deletion inducing.
The comments are self-deletion inducing.
Copy and repeat.
February 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Copy and repeat.
I genuinely believe that there are ways that the world shows you when you're fkn it up.
I also think dogs are a great way to measure such failures.
These fkrz here, tho...
I also think dogs are a great way to measure such failures.
These fkrz here, tho...
February 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I genuinely believe that there are ways that the world shows you when you're fkn it up.
I also think dogs are a great way to measure such failures.
These fkrz here, tho...
I also think dogs are a great way to measure such failures.
These fkrz here, tho...
I'm so proud.
I don't know any Troutmans but, I am curt.
I don't know any Troutmans but, I am curt.
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm so proud.
I don't know any Troutmans but, I am curt.
I don't know any Troutmans but, I am curt.
Seriously...
Is there a fix that stupid old bloomers can apply?
Is there a fix that stupid old bloomers can apply?
January 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Seriously...
Is there a fix that stupid old bloomers can apply?
Is there a fix that stupid old bloomers can apply?
January 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oochie in macucci
January 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oochie in macucci
An easy 90% of my new follows are women.
I accept that I've got mojo but, the fembots have the humans PROFOUNDLY outnumbered and it frustrates muh THANGs.
I accept that I've got mojo but, the fembots have the humans PROFOUNDLY outnumbered and it frustrates muh THANGs.
January 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
An easy 90% of my new follows are women.
I accept that I've got mojo but, the fembots have the humans PROFOUNDLY outnumbered and it frustrates muh THANGs.
I accept that I've got mojo but, the fembots have the humans PROFOUNDLY outnumbered and it frustrates muh THANGs.
They just don't.
LoL
LoL
January 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
They just don't.
LoL
LoL
I just wanted to point out that NO ONE'S ANSWER ADDRESSED THE SMURF!!!
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I just wanted to point out that NO ONE'S ANSWER ADDRESSED THE SMURF!!!
Check that invite list.
I'm SMOKING hot!!
I'm SMOKING hot!!
January 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Check that invite list.
I'm SMOKING hot!!
I'm SMOKING hot!!
Ya' ever come so late that you'd already been forgotten?
Yeah... Me neither.
Yeah... Me neither.
January 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ya' ever come so late that you'd already been forgotten?
Yeah... Me neither.
Yeah... Me neither.
I miss you like a crazy person!!!
December 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
I miss you like a crazy person!!!
