coffee shop au bisexual
@abigailpent.bsky.social
sophia. world chess champion. she/her.
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Lion cubs, sunshine and a Seahawks win 💗
ICYMI: Ilanga gave birth to two female cubs on January 14—mom and cubs are now snuggled up in a cozy, quiet maternity den where they are resting and bonding. Get the adorable details: https://bit.ly/4qrCAUa
ICYMI: Ilanga gave birth to two female cubs on January 14—mom and cubs are now snuggled up in a cozy, quiet maternity den where they are resting and bonding. Get the adorable details: https://bit.ly/4qrCAUa
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Lion cubs, sunshine and a Seahawks win 💗
ICYMI: Ilanga gave birth to two female cubs on January 14—mom and cubs are now snuggled up in a cozy, quiet maternity den where they are resting and bonding. Get the adorable details: https://bit.ly/4qrCAUa
ICYMI: Ilanga gave birth to two female cubs on January 14—mom and cubs are now snuggled up in a cozy, quiet maternity den where they are resting and bonding. Get the adorable details: https://bit.ly/4qrCAUa
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Do you guys think maybe we should just ____ _____? Like. We have tried all the other things and that one seems like the most direct
January 19, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Do you guys think maybe we should just ____ _____? Like. We have tried all the other things and that one seems like the most direct
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Look for the helpers
Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
www.artnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Look for the helpers
I just came across a TikTok comment section where people were genuinely arguing that a size 6 is midsize and I swear to god I am going to do something that will get me on the nightly news. What the fuck do you MEAN a size 6 isn’t skinny??
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I just came across a TikTok comment section where people were genuinely arguing that a size 6 is midsize and I swear to god I am going to do something that will get me on the nightly news. What the fuck do you MEAN a size 6 isn’t skinny??
4. Saw a very fat raccoon on our back fence earlier tonight.
Thing are really bad right now all over, but here are three things that are bringing me happiness:
1. My baby naps in his crib now
2. New animal crossing update!
3. This morning I got to watch a Cybertruck try and fail to back out of a parking spot for SEVERAL minutes before she managed it.
1. My baby naps in his crib now
2. New animal crossing update!
3. This morning I got to watch a Cybertruck try and fail to back out of a parking spot for SEVERAL minutes before she managed it.
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
4. Saw a very fat raccoon on our back fence earlier tonight.
Thing are really bad right now all over, but here are three things that are bringing me happiness:
1. My baby naps in his crib now
2. New animal crossing update!
3. This morning I got to watch a Cybertruck try and fail to back out of a parking spot for SEVERAL minutes before she managed it.
1. My baby naps in his crib now
2. New animal crossing update!
3. This morning I got to watch a Cybertruck try and fail to back out of a parking spot for SEVERAL minutes before she managed it.
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Thing are really bad right now all over, but here are three things that are bringing me happiness:
1. My baby naps in his crib now
2. New animal crossing update!
3. This morning I got to watch a Cybertruck try and fail to back out of a parking spot for SEVERAL minutes before she managed it.
1. My baby naps in his crib now
2. New animal crossing update!
3. This morning I got to watch a Cybertruck try and fail to back out of a parking spot for SEVERAL minutes before she managed it.
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
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Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
Just finished my first book of 2026, here’s the full 2025 list to celebrate.
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Just finished my first book of 2026, here’s the full 2025 list to celebrate.
Decided to take a walk with the baby because it wasn’t raining and it started raining as soon as we left the house 😭
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Decided to take a walk with the baby because it wasn’t raining and it started raining as soon as we left the house 😭
Once @manlyfish.bsky.social and I were getting ice cream with a friend and we saw a guy crossing the street who looked like Ashton Kutcher that we had a whole argument over whether or not it was really him. Turns out it was!
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Once @manlyfish.bsky.social and I were getting ice cream with a friend and we saw a guy crossing the street who looked like Ashton Kutcher that we had a whole argument over whether or not it was really him. Turns out it was!
Griddlehark if we’re lucky
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Griddlehark if we’re lucky
Just put on Get Low by Lil Jon and my baby is genuinely the happiest he’s been all day. A man of taste!
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just put on Get Low by Lil Jon and my baby is genuinely the happiest he’s been all day. A man of taste!
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Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
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Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Happy Christmas to all, even the haters and losers
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Happy Christmas to all, even the haters and losers
One of these two creatures smells very stinky but it’s impossible to say which.
December 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of these two creatures smells very stinky but it’s impossible to say which.
What is the Trumpism you use the most? The baby and I are playing with his Christmas presents and I just caught myself saying “we love [x], don’t we folks?” twice in the last 30 minutes while showing him stuff.
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What is the Trumpism you use the most? The baby and I are playing with his Christmas presents and I just caught myself saying “we love [x], don’t we folks?” twice in the last 30 minutes while showing him stuff.
Any time I go to El Paso, I eat nothing but Mexican food for every meal. I love my parents, but I’m really there for the food, nothing you can get in Seattle compares.
I love this. What's a food you miss from home you get when you visit. For me it was a container of sugar cookies from the Melrose Diner
Home in Lafayette. First catfish po-boy in years on a 77-degree Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Any time I go to El Paso, I eat nothing but Mexican food for every meal. I love my parents, but I’m really there for the food, nothing you can get in Seattle compares.
I am on track to read 50 books this year (possibly one or two more) which I gotta say is PRETTY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE considered a) I had a WHOLE ASS BABY and b) six of those were doorstop fantasy novels between 500-1000 pages.
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I am on track to read 50 books this year (possibly one or two more) which I gotta say is PRETTY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE considered a) I had a WHOLE ASS BABY and b) six of those were doorstop fantasy novels between 500-1000 pages.
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
We slidin’
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We slidin’